Pappu and Irfan

in #jokes6 years ago

Logopit_1535514561057.jpgIrfan TV was watching the FTV channel that suddenly Pappu saw it.

Irfan said making excuses - poor girls, there is no money to buy clothes.

Pappu spoke - If we need more poor DVD then I have


Teacher Irfan- The person who does not listen to what he will say in English?

Pappu- what would you say, what would you say to her sister when she would not listen to her sister?


Pappu wrote the name of his girlfriend on his side from Blade.

After five minutes, he started crying loudly.

Neighboring Irfan- What happened Pappu? Why crying

Pappu-LADO was replaced by LODA, sister-in-law!


Pappu asked his ABBU Irfan- What is the difference between Abbi, probability and reality ... ??

His father, Irfan, thought for a while and said, 'Go to his mother Salma and ask ... Will she sleep with Salman Khan for 2 crore rupees?'

When Pappu asked his mother, Salma said, "Surely ... those two million can come in our lot!"

Irrfan said on this: Go to your sister Nazma and ask that she will sleep with Hrithik Roshan for 2 crore rupees ??

Pappu's sister Najma said, 'Oh my god ... Hrithik Roshan is my favorite, sure ....

Then Irfan asked Pappu- would you sleep with John Abraham for 2 crore rupees ??

Pappu also said - Yes ... Because 20 million are too much ...

His father, Irfan Bolele-saw son, if you see the prospect, there are 6 crores of rupees in our house, but if you see reality then there are 2 randies and a Gandamara in your house ...


School Master Irfan ate lunch with Pappu's lunch box and asked him- you will not go home and not the master had eaten your food.

Pappu responded- No master, I would say that my food was eaten dog!


There was a book lying on the ground in the class, Irfan Master came to the G class and saw the book lying on the ground- Who is this book?

The mischievous Pappu spoke- 'It is of paper!' Master!

Irrfan said irritated - I also know that Bhosadi!

Pappu also spoke to the speaker - Then again, what is the question of motherhood!


Irfan and Pappu were quite good friends, but both of them got separated because of the job.

After many years, both were happy to meet each other in one city.

Pappu spoke to Irfan- Man, both of us have got married now, please come to my house tomorrow with sister-in-law!

Irfan agreed and on the next day, with his wife Salma, he reached Pappu's house on dinner.

The two ate the drinks gathered and everyone ate food.

After eating, Pappu said, 'Yar Irfan, you have met after so many years, some texts go away?'

Irfan also started enjoying the pleasure of free wine.

After drinking a lot of alcohol, Pappu spoke to Irfan - Man enjoyed a lot today! Why not make this fun to be doubled?

Irrfan happily said, 'Yes, tell me what to do?'

Pappu-Chalis today exchange their wives.

Irfan first got sharmaya and then after seeing Pappu's wife, only said to walk.

Both of them took the wives of each other and entered the separate room.

In the morning, Irfan picked up and talked to Pappu's wife - My Yer Pappu is really fortunate, she has got so sexy and hot wife like you.

The girl is shocked - Oye Biwi? How are you? He had called me by paying for one night.


Irfan, I'm tired of working with my friend Pappu, I'm tired.

Pappu- will not eat if you will not eat?

Irfan-man ... you do not help anybody! Tell someone to do the job and go and give me money too!

Pappu thinking something - man, do this ... open a toilet!


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