Jokes 1001 #28 Monday Jokes

in #jokes • 6 years ago

A mental ill man thinks that he is a corn and is scared of chicken. If he saw the animal, he would run away as far as he can because he thought that the chicken will eat him.

The man was admitted to a mental hospital. After several months, the doctor did a test on the man to determine whether he had fully recovered.

Doctor: Do you know who you are today?

Men: Yes doctor.

Doctor: Who are you really?

Men: I am a human Doctor.

Doctor: Are you sure you're not corn?

Men: No, I'm a human being Doctor.

Doctor: Are you scared of chicken?

Men: Not anymore Doctor.

Doctor: Good good .. Looks like you're cured.

Man: Emmm..Doctor, I have one question.

Doctor: Yes, what is it?

Man: Does the chicken knows that I've changed to a human being??

Doctor: "#@$*! $ ??"

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     6 years ago 

    v. funny joke

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      😂😂

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