Jokes 1001 #3 You're a Good Son-in-law

in #jokes6 years ago
Sam and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year, and they decided to get married. His parents helped him in every way, his friend encouraged, and most of all, his girlfriend was a dream come true! There was only one thing bothering him, very much indeed, and that one thing is his girlfriend's younger sister.

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His future sister-in-law was 20 years old, wore tight miniskirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near him and he got a pleasant view of her underwear. He thought that she did it delibrately because she never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day, the little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitation. She was alone when he arrived. She whispered to him that she had feelings and desire for him that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told him that she wanted to sleep with him just before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

Sam was in total shock and couldn't believe what she had just told him. She said:

"I'm going upstair to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me".

Sam was stunned. He was unable to speak as he watched her go up the stair. When she reached the top she pulled down her panty and tossed them to Sam.

Sam stood for a moment, then turned and went to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house. He walked straight towards his car. His future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged Sam and said "We are so happy that you have passed the test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

Sam just keep quiet and told himself that the moral of the story is: always keep your condoms in the car.

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