Jokes 1001 #9 Lawyer and Beautiful Girl

in #jokes6 years ago
This incident took place in Boeing 767 from New York to Malaysia. A pretty girl sat next to a smart and geeky lawyer. The geeky lawyer kept asking the girl to play a riddle games. The girl was tired and not interested so she politely declined the lawyer’s invitation. The lawyer was not satisfied with the girl’s answer and felt humiliated.


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The lawyer said, "I ask a riddle, if you can answer I’ll pay you RM500.00 but if you can’t answer, you’ll have to pay me RM5.00!! Agree?

The girl accepted the challenge without hesitation.

The lawyer then begin the first riddle: "What is the distances between Earth and the moon?"

The girl was silent for a moment, then she opened her purse and handed over RM5.00 to the lawyer.

"Now it's your turn", challenged the lawyer.

The girl indifferently asks:

"What kind of animal that goes up the hill with three feet and goes down the hill with four feet"

The lawyer take out his handphone and searched in the net, no answer. He then take out his computer and try to search the information from the net, but still he couldn’t get the answer. Desperate, he emailed and texted all his friends, a doctor, lawyer, scientist and architect but none of them have the answer.

After an hour of struggling to get the answer, the lawyer admitted his defeat and handover RM500.00 to the girl who had fallen asleep. The girl woke up and took the money.

Curiously, the lawyer asked, "What is the answer to the riddle?"

The girl opened her wallet and took out RM5.00 and handed it to the lawyer and said:

"I have no idea!"

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Big LOL. 😅

Very intelligent girl.
Sounds like something my sister would do.

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