Why Am I Answering These Twelve Questions?

"Be silly. Be honest. Be kind."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

What in the world am I doing here?

This is a silly contest. It is entirely too intrusive.

OK, Ok, so that's my out. It's time to not really be revealing... Just silly!

Honestly, I've answered these questions as creatively as possible...

(You'll be sorry, @dreemsteem...)

Time To Be SILLY!
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1. What 3 meals would have before heading to the International Space Station?

    Why, my last three meals, of course!

2. What section of the newspaper would you be?

    The one used to wrap the fish in.

3. If you were immortal, what age would you choose to stop aging at and why?

    Infinity... ∞... Why? Because I'm immortal, silly! I will never stop aging.

4. What sport would you compete in, if you were in the Olympics?

    Professional procrastination.

5. If you had to go back in time to live the rest of your life where/when would you go?

    Back to the beginning, to Eden. I hear Eve was pretty hot?

6. If time and money were no barrier what would you create?

    A flying house with intergalactic transport capabilities.

    (Sorry, I just couldn't resist being dead serious about at least one of these questions... 😇

7. Have you ever completed anything on your bucket list?

    I haven't even been able to afford the bucket yet.

8. What would be the most surprising scientific discovery imaginable?

    A brain in a state worshipper.

9. Are you a good witch or bad witch?

    Which? Who? Wha...???

10. If you had to teach a class on one thing, what would you teach?

    "How I Achieved Humility."

    It would of course be illustrated extensively with animated power point slides and testimonials from multiple celebrities.

11. Which band/artist – dead or alive would play at your funeral?

    The Grateful Dead. Some dead, some alive.

12. What book, movie read/seen recently you would recommend and why?

    "Game Night." Simply because it's the only movie I've seen recently.

Yeeee-Haaaah!
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I was tagged by @dreemsteem, and am copying the rules from @hobotang's blog because he originated this:

TwelveQuestions - Recap

"Rules:"

As @hobotang called them 'rules' in scare quotes, I've not taken them too seriously. Here they are, for your entertainment:

• Copy the questions into your own post and answer them as honestly and creatively as possible!
• Tag the original poster, @hobotang, and the original post.
• Use the tag #twelvequestions as one of your tags.
• Challenge at least three friends with an @ tag.
• Be sure to copy these rules into your post.

I hereby tag:

@dreemsteem, @hobotang, @enjoywithtroy

Feel free to ignore me!

Thanks for putting up with this nonsense...

We now return you to our regularly scheduled programming...

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~FIN~

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