Beardy Beers!

in #life5 years ago

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By the very beard of Zeus!! It's beer time and what's more, it's beardo beardy beer night in the Boom house!!

To celebrate such an event I have a beer from the Viking stronghold of the North of Scotland! Huzzah for my bearded brethren of the northern isle of Orkney!!

And then to follow... Surely a sophisticate such as myself will find further solace with a regal Old Fashioned style beer from my favourite brewery - Tempest Brewing.

This promises to be a night of the bearded God's themselves!!

Steady yourself, my humble readers and viewers, hold fire on the moist'ity and the mast'ity!!

Let's go!

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Barleywine?! What's that? Is that what us beards drink now? Fair enough. Let's see it.

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Mmm, a pleasing tawny colour. Much like I expect my beard to become after a short discussion with @cryptoandcoffee earlier. A fine chap, you should check out his blog! Follow him... Fear him. Love him!

Back to the beer though. Let video man judge this fine looking thing.

By the hairs on my chinny chin chin. This is rather good. Slightly chewy and toffee-ish. Lots of barley too. Perhaps not quite as complex as I could have hoped for but a fine beer indeed.

7.5/10 booms!

Happy days begat those who walk with slow pace as they say in Japan!

Moving on from a sweet little number to a gentleman's cocktail of a thing.

Let me introduce:

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I love Tempest Brewing. This one took me by surprise, they hadn't publicised this one at all.

Let me get peculiarly Old Fashioned...

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This is a murky looking fucker. No other way to describe it. It looks like frothy mud.

Apparently it is their marmalade and rye beer, which I loved, only aged in bourbon barrels with a few extras chucked in like vanilla and ginger.

Intrigued and slightly disgusted.

Here goes.

Ha! Another winner from Tempest. This thing is tops! Orange, ginger and hoppy beer collide with bourbon barrel aging. It's smooth and beefy-big on taste. All of the flavours marrying up perfectly into a sexy mouth party!!

9.5/10 booms!!

Ho ho ho! What a night of beer. Now I must drink more whilst figuring out what to get my beard for Christmas. I do hope you could make out my voice in the videos behind all that hair!

Have a good weekend everyone and cheers!!

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Do you remember what @randomli said to @jedau about his Movember growth? I suspect she would say the same thing to you. Not that I would say such a thing, as I'm far too kind and nice. Ba ha ha ha ha ha.

I am pretty sure she begged and pleaded with him to save his masculinity and keep it!!! ;0)

There's a parallel dimension out there where this event happened. It's where I want to go to and live out the rest of my days. If only... If only...

Hahaha! I imagine her saying the opposite! The only reason she wanted my fluff snuffed was because she was getting too many scratches on her haha!

{choked laughter} You know she could see your comments if she wanted to, right?

Shhhhhhhhh!!

If we talked really quietly, she won't hear. I'm distracting her with tons of stuff so she won't be able to read haha!

Hmm, but while you're being distracting, you can't write. There seems to be a flaw in that plan.

It seems we are at an impasse, my friend. It seems... we are at... an impasse.

When I nip across to your blog to see what I've missed, I feel my point is proven. Not that I have any legs to stand on given my track record the last 6 months ;-)

I've been wearing a goatee since the turn of the century. It retains an aroma that helps me remember what I had for dinner last night. There are other benefits, of course, but none so practical.

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A scent catcher! Of course, the benefits just keep rolling in!!

Watching you attempting doing the evil villain beard stroke on that barely passes at bumfluff glorious beard was freaking hilarious awe inspiring XD

Hahahaha!!! Oh bahahaaaha!! This comment made me laugh awfully!! I enjoyed the bum fluff proud plumage stroking immensely!

A puddle of mud!

10% and still smooth, that is surprising. Get stuck into 3 more of those and post and update video? :D

One of my favourite weekly posts, cheers Boom!

Haha, cheers mate!! Three of those and I would be building a rocket to Mars out the back!!!

Now that's a video I want to see on the blockchain!

To the moon, after this pint!

One more pint should definitely do it. Oh sweet moon, it's been so long!!

This was later than normal. Were you waiting for the beard to get longer. Dont worry looks cool on you and it actually doesnt look out if place. Tell.that women at work she doesnt knws what scruffy and dirty is. I say keep it . Thanks for the shout out.

Hehe, it's annoying as fuck actually. My face is all an itch. It was later, much out of hours doctors shenanigans for a poorly little boom!

Hope little.boom is ok. I grew a beard years ago and I can remember fetching my daughter from school and her friends hid but I had already seen them. I asked her on the drive home why they were hiding and she said they were more scared of me now with the beard. I kept it for a while after that just to terrify them. The itch doesnt get any better.

It doesn't. Oh noes!!!

He is not bad, had a norovirus thing so is feverish and sick a lot. Seems to have perked up a little since earlier though or I wouldn't have posted!

May I suggest this one. Don't know about the taste, but looking at the label it makes hair grow fast ...

Ha, look at that! Awesome. If I see it I will buy it... And rub it all over my face!! :0D

Yep, rubbing for 5 minutes must do the job. But hohoho, rinse well before you kiss the good lady ...

Perhaps I will get carried away and rub it on her too. All must live by the beard!!!

Sometimes I wish I live in a planet that has more types of beer than the names of cryptos on coin market app. Unfortunately, I have to go back to the same set of beer like a married man.

It's never too late for that divorce!!

I am so attracted by beer post!
I like writing something about beer also in my post, but I think your contents are very original. Good job!

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Thank you! I like to put a bit of soul into it :0D

sir meesterboom! another brilliant review, no doubt aided and enhanced by the beard and the comments are hilarious!

I wish I could take the credit this time but it was the beard that did it indeed!!

haha! The beard has supernatural abilities and a mind of it's own and good taste to boot! Amazing.


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