Dancing Beers!

in #life5 years ago

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Who's dancing? Who, I'll tell you who! I AM!

It's Saturday and that means beer and shoogly feet. Huzzah!

I am in a good mood this Saturday despite all of the worlds ill and travails lurking at every turn. What better way to celebrate than with some Mother Funk da Punk house beers.

That's right sister-brother-man, I'm coming for ya.

So, without further ado, let's get tore into some quality beers! Oh, and if you are having a tipple yourself then don't forget to visit the spectacular lady-gazelle that is @jaynie! Her post here is offering a fun chance to win votes and the like, all for taking a little picture of your favoured tipple and blasting it up the arse of the internet!! Go go go!!

So, first up for me tonight, the mysterious and elusive... Zodiac... Wooooooo.

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Aliens and beer, almost nothing mixes quite like it. Perhaps I will be in the mood for an abduction tonight? Don't worry though, only my own and there probably won't be any anal thermometer shenanigans on my flying saucer!

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What the fuck?! There is something going on with my camera tonight. The light makes it look like dead skin soup. It is actually a very nice colour as you will see in the video. So trust me when I say...

A lion of a beer, look at its golden mane! Look too at its gentle white frothing head like a small cresting wave in a sheltered cove. It has all of the haze of a late summer evening. It's getting me all poetical!

I have my mouth sweat on already!

Oh man, that is bitter and floral and more bitter. I just don't really like it and I know the IPA purists will be like, oh, IPA's are meant to be hoppy well, yeah but fuck you. This one was rubbish. Blech. I will give it 2/10 booms. Shame on you Zodiac, no stars in sight for you tonight!

Anyway, I survived!! No Aliens are gonna take me down padre!

Let's get to the Dancing Bier!

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Dancing Beir of course, is a play on Dancing Bear, which I believe I reviewed many moons ago and found it quite the scrumptious little potato.

So fingers crossed something can get the previous beers stink out of my mouth because water ain't working!

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Well, there you go. I seem to have fixed the bizarre lighting fudged photo nonsense of the first beer. Or perhaps there really were alien forces at work warping the very images as they were taken? Then again, it looks nothing like this on my phone. I wonder if Steemit are at some insane image compressing malarkey again?

Its a cool clear golden nectar with a little fizzy white head like the lace on a saucy lady's glove. I'm game, here we go!

It is a very pleasant beer. However, I am dreadfully sorry about the burping. The urge to quaff was too great but it is a gassy little number and no sooner had I quaffed than it started coming back!

That in no way detracts from it achieving a fine 8/10 booms!! It is smooth and slightly sweet with only a hint of bitterness. You could easily take 12 of these to the park and get wasted then fight your friends under the old Oak tree.

Magic!

Have a burpy, I mean great weekend everyone!!

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Cheers!

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Well the first video was starting to fade and I was about to scroll down to the 2nd one but then.... BOOM-BOOGIE TIME!!!!

HAHAHA!! That was most excellent and I have a tear in my eye!

HAHAHA!! Ah the dance and what superb stillage!!! Oh, how I laughed at sticking that in!!! :0D

Reading the comments I suspect that most people will/have missed the boogie as they were too eager, like I almost was, to see if the 2nd beer was an improvement. It's all about the comedy dance though today! :D :D :D

I think you are right there, I was chuffed that at least someone caught it. Maybe I should have spliced it in earlier! Cheers for being the one!!

Looking forward to more random snippets appearing in one of the vids in the future! b00m tokens to those paying attention? :D

Haha, I was going to ask actually.. see the way you distribute your engage tokens, with the bot. I presume it is a bot? How did you set that up?

oops, still catching up and chucking out new content - tut tut :)

holger80 helped, he posted about it the other day. You can either use his script on your own box, or get him to run it (but you'll need another account that holds the tokens, and he needs the active key).

I chose the 2nd option for @misterengagement. abh12345 send misterE the tokens, and the bot holds misterE's active key.

Anyone with 1000 ENGAGE can distribute. More info at holger80 and @misterengagement. Ping me in discord if you have more questions, cheers!

Ah, the second one sounds like the one!!

I was thinking about it again but I would wait done kind of use case, being a serious fanny at times :0D

You have one. In your provision of pies add it were. Will have to keep thinking!

And lol, yeah, I never bothered inserting things in before because I thought I couldn't do it with my phone but really wanted to sneak that in so had a look and boom! There is an app for that!

The sneak in a bit of dancing app, genius!

That's it's very name!!!

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! We have a "term" for your response to that particular beer... it is called "KAK" hahaha!!! which means.... um, SHIT! haha!!!

Thanks for the shout out!!!! So CHEERS to that!!!

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and then some more South African Educational amusement for you whilst you enjoy your KAK beer! hahahaha

Hahahahha!! I love that photo!!! Look at all those TABS!!! :OD

wotalotyougot!!! HAHAHAHA


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Blue is back, get the blue!!

haha!!! Smarties were my FAVOURITE as a kid... and when they introduced the blue ones, my mom made me take them all out... every time I ate them my stomach did hurdles. yes, she was right but fncking hell, I was bleak!!!


thanks giphy

I loved them too. I don't actually think I have actually tasted a blue one right enough!!

Bleak,,,, lol!

...goes to buy box of smarties tomorrow.... hehehe

Hehe, I am. I am getting me a blue one!!!

Dead Skin Soup! I'll pass on that. The Dancing Bier looks good, but I think it needs a good curry to cancel out the burps.

You know you are dead right, a good curry would have sorted that out tootsweet!

Yes, either that or a double burpathon, but a very enjoyable one.

Your face when you expect it to taste good, but then the shock... priceless hahaha. Well the second one surely made up for it if you look at how you drank it almost like a shooter. Burping in some countries are considered a compliment for good food and drinks.

I was a bit embarassed about the burping, I didnt expect it to come on so forcefully!!

:') Funny video Sir Boom! CHEERS!

Hehe, thank you very much milady!!!

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Sophisticated is such a big word for you.Really enjoyed the first beer tonight and hope you find many more of those special ones. You haven't done so badly as you go by the funky names and artwork on the cans. I think you have been a tad lucky.

Luck is my middle name!!

Well, not really but yeah, with the beers I have been lucky many times!!!

I can't help but be a sucker for a funky can!!

Hello dear friend. You are a genius, I do not know how you do to get so many varieties of beers. Thank you very much or let us know these
I wish you a beautiful Sunday

Hehe, it's all thanks to the wonderful bear man and his funky beer shop!

Just as well you did your test in that sequence, just think if the first one was the last.
You would need some "Water of Life" produced in your country to remove the taste.
But just think of the head tomorrow.

The head feels a tad sensitive I must say. I think it feels better when I have darker beers

could be the burp factor, cant burb downwards, it will blow your head oof

Yeah, that would be DANGER burping!!

The light makes it look like dead skin soup.

I'm not very fond of 'Dead Skin Soup' either...tried it once in Manila and it made me puke. Maybe it was just the water...I'm not sure now...???

Them Manilans with their fancy slops. How dare they?

It did look foul in the picture. It actually looked quite good in the flesh as it were

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