My Laptop Is Trying To Murder Me

in #life6 years ago (edited)

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It is physically hurting me to type right now.

This is going to sound crazy, but the computer is literally electrocuting me with each press of the key.

A.k.a. I'm one motivated mother trucker.

Posting while the laptop is attempting to murder me.

Now that's what TRUE motivation looks like.

It started 2 days ago.

The electric shocking while I was typing.

It started out in my left hand.

Creeped up my arm.

Then spread throughout my body until I got headaches.

I got dizzy.

I thought the outlet was the culprit.

But then, I got shocked multiple times without the laptop even being plugged in.

I don't know if it's the outlet.

Or my computer.

I'm bad with computers.

I may never know.

Wish me luck.

I may be mia for awhile, depending on how this turns out.

Sorry for not commenting or discording as much recently.

I took a break from electronics today.

And the electricity somehow stayed stuck in my body.

Is that even possible?

I blame the laptop trying to kill me.

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I know a guy...in Bangkok :)

haha you are the BEST

That is VERY odd indeed! Not static shocks perhaps?

If that's what it is, it's continous! even still today! Haven't found anyone in Bali to fix it yet..BUT the weird temporary semi- fix is wearing rubber flip flops while using it!

Isn't that weird?!

that IS odd! Have you tried working on it in a different location? (just for curiosity sake....)

yep! I've tried different chargers, different outlets, and different buildings. I officially think it's somehow coming from something damaged inside my laptop.

It's still happening... but my temporary fix for now is wearing rubber sandals haha. It makes the shocks way less intense

BE18303E-6846-45EF-8DB9-1AC3CAC9E35F.jpeg Somtimes instead of drinking coffee or an energy drink, I just give myself a little zap with this

hahaha omg that is so painful to look at right now lol

Don’t knock it until you try it ;)

Spooky stuff! How about connecting an external keyboard? Maybe the killing instinct diminishes and gets you some time to fix the hell machine! :)

haha man I have no idea where to find this stuff in Indonesia. I have a long list of rando suggestions. gonna try 'em all haha

Are you sure it is the laptop and not a muscle problem? Rsi or something?

what's RSI? Yep, I'm sure it's the laptop tho. I've tested enough different things out at this point

Repetitive Strain Injury, common among people who do the same thing often. Like musicians and computer typing... Have you tried touching the casing with something metal (like a pin), maybe it isn't grounded anymore. But you would think that the plastic keys would be insulation enough...

Hhah, this happened to me several times with my left hand when typing on laptop :)
Only fingers got shocked... and I think it was, because I wasn't grounded and the room I was in... is kinda underground... electricity ran out of my bare foot :)

That's so weird @trayan! Only your left hand! Mine actually feels like it's coming out of the left side...so interesting you said that. Did you find a fix?

yeah you need to be with good thick rubber shoes and not wet feet :)
but it is also possible that you produce the electricity....
like full of energy, releasing the excess around your body
bio power :)
sometimes could be hard to explain that you electrify the atmosphere with your toughts..
not a big secret...

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everything will be ok =)
i just fixed

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lol thank you!

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