Even Peter Griffin's family is muuuuuch better than CPS
Stewie complains about his family. He would for sure change his mind if CPS would come to take him. Do you want to know why? Check the #FamilyProtection tag and you would see things that are way stranger than a dog that speaks English. If you know more stories of abuses and crimes of CPS please expose it with that tag. You can also do like @duartenunes , the blockchain comedian, that will donate all SBDs generated by this post to #FamilyProtection .