The ultimate proof that Steemit is truly and utterly broken: I finally hit 1500 followers.

in #milestone6 years ago (edited)

So, the day has finally come. After a millennia of waiting, I finally somehow have hit 1500 followers here on Steemit. I haven't made a milestone post in a pretty long time, as I felt like they were a bit redundant when most of my follower base is probably just either dead accounts or spam at this point. But, I figured since 1500 is quite a few and it's taken me a fairly long time to hit that goal, that I'd just make a quick thank you post to everyone on here who has been following and supporting me. I greatly appreciate it, even if some of you are a little too intimate with fish and other aquatic creatures. Seriously, you guys all need some fucking help. 

Okay, okay, but seriously. Thanks guys, I look forward to trying to produce more decent quality content such as edited videos and gaming articles, and hopefully I'll be able to continue to grow and flourish on here. Steemit has done quite a bit for me since I joined up back in January of 2017, and I don't know where I'd be right now without it. I've had pretty severe medical problems that have made it hard to function at a normal job now over the past year, and Steemit has helped me cover my bills to an extent while I've been in a tough spot. It's also done a variety of other things for me, such as making me have something to grind away at and keep focused on, helped me get my fiancee an engagement ring which was long overdue, and just helped me make quite a few new friends on here who'm I cherish dearly. 

I may joke around a lot or occasionally bitch about this platform, but I am super grateful for everything I've been able to accomplish and find here. And, I sincerely hope you all will stick around for the rest of this ride. Again, thank you for the follows, comments and overall support you've given me. To all of you who haven't given me support though, I feel fine with telling you that I hope a duck molests you while you sleep at night and eventually gives you DIV. You know, the equivalent of duck aids, the ultimate killer. 

Until next time, thanks for stopping by. I really appreciate it! 

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I just found you recently while looking for fortnite content. Your content is funny and I look forward to seeing more. Congrats on your new milestone!

Hey, thanks man! Appreciate that. I'll definitely be pumping out more Fortnite content and I genuinely hope you enjoy it.

Gratz xD

Ayeee. Thanks, bud! Maybe in another decade I'll finally catch up with you after I sign up a few thousand spam accounts!

You know me too well!

Well, I meant more like that's the only way I could catch up with you at this point. BUT, I'LL TAKE IT. EVERYONE GET YOUR FUCKING PITCH FORKS, THIS GUY IS A GREAT BIG PHONY!

By the way, you and straw need to come jam on Fortnite sometime.

We would if you played on EU. :P

I played with Strawhat for a few games and he had 0 lag at all playing on the US servers, man. That's what he told me at least. You should be able to come play no problem, lemme know if you want me to add you.

New followers are less likely to be dead accounts though so new followers are good!

Oh, for sure. I just know that I have about 1k dead followers due to so many people leaving the site since I started. Kinda sad that so many have either given up on the platform or just came here for the wrong reasons.

Congrats man, hope your health is better now, before marriage will truly trash it 😉.

Thank you! One of my medical issues got somewhat better, though I've had a few others develop and cause issues that I need to get treated still. Just takes forever to get in to see a specialist.

I'd like to say i follow you and i'm not a dead account or a bot! Shout out to all the real Steeamians in the house! Congrats on your milestone and keep growing that account, we need more honest bloggers to help weed out all the shitposting lol

Appreciate the follow, man! I definitely agree, the more legit bloggers on here the better. We've got way too many people who come here trying to game the platform and beg and spam. Gets tiring to see everyday, haha.

I identify as a dead account.

I'm pretty sure commenting here means you're technically a living dead account.

Congrats! 1500 is an impressive milestone.

Thanks, man! I just hope I can hit 3k without having to wait a decade, lol.

You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:

After a millenia of waiting, I finally somehow have hit 1500 followers here on Steemit.
It should be millennia instead of millenia.

We're about to have the grammar Nuremberg trials up in here, nazi biaaaaatch!!!

It should be millennium (singular)

Fixed. Thanks grammarnazi, I can always count on you to gas the jews correct grammar.

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