Monthly Author Challenge #6.06 Email Market Fail when QR = Quit Response instead of Quick Response | 二维码把直销电邮搞成“不为” (by @ace108)

in #monthlyauthorchallenge6 years ago (edited)


I've been getting failed direct marketing email like this and the Singapore University of Social Sciences (formerly SIM University) isn't the only guilty one. What's wrong the mail? Aside from the fact it takes up 1.2MB, it has a bit.ly link to the registration site which I cannot click on because the email is an image. There is no "If you are unable to view this email please click here" option at the top like some I received from other parties.
Yet another stupid thing...some unintelligent soul who crafted the mail (and the unintelligent soul who approved it to be sent) decided "Yay, let's show we are tech savvy or smart by including a QR code". For goodness sake, if I'm reading the mail on the computer, I want click on a link and not whip out my phone and scan some stupid QR code. If I'm reading the email on the phone, what the hell good is that stupid QR code. Yes, that means I want to click a link even when reading on the phone.
我最近收到几则像这样失败直销电邮而不止时新躍社科大學(前SIM大学)这样做。这电邮有什么问题?除了占用了1.2MB外,它是张图。图上虽有连接但我无法点击那网页。 没有“如果您无法看此电邮,请点击这里”,就像我收到的其他人的电邮一样。
另一件笨笨的的事是,某些写这电邮自以为自己很聪明(以及批准这电邮发出来的机智过人的人)决定“好的,我们就在电邮=加二维码来让人看了以为我们是高科技的英明人。”。我的天。如果我在电脑上看邮件,我会想点击链接,而不是拿出手机来扫描什么无聊的二维码。如果我在手机上看邮件,那么二维码去更更更无聊了。那就是说,即使用司机看电邮我也是要点击链接。
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IMAGE LINK|图片链接: https://supload.com/HJvc2W4xX


So,
To the joker from Singapore University of Social Sciences who think that the QR code you included going to bring you Quick Response, Sorry, the QR here means Quit Response for me. Goodbye. And I don't think many people will buy. 😎
所以我说。。。
亲爱的新躍社科大學加入那二维码的朋友, 你以为你加了那二维码会给你加快多人给你回应。 对不起,你将会得到的回应想必是差强人意。:-)😎



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Here are the Rules of the Steemit Monthly Author Challenge I shamelessly lifted from @future24, made some edit and translated to Chinese too.
以下是每月Steemit作者挑战赛规则从@future24先看到,再改编一些,并翻译成了中文。
Rules

If you like to use this above image with the rules in your post, get it from this link:
如果你在你的帖里使用上面附有规则的图片,你可到这链接下载:
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For English only version of the rules, get it from this link:
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单中文版规则,你可到这链接下载:
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That’s it, join the fun and enjoy the ride.
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Nice one. QR code should only be used on physical printouts like posters or something.

Or presentation slides I can still accept :-)

笨笨的~
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你那邊有這經歷嗎?

你那里天气如何?客官渴不渴,有没有去 @laodr 老道茶馆喝口热茶啊?倘若你想让我隐形,请回复“取消”。

All of that email stuff is so shady, I dont click on any of it!!

I know some are bad but this university... i 've attended some of their courses before.

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