South Park: Chef's Best Songs

How's it going fellow Steemians? Are you ready to reminisce over some of Chef's Best Songs in South Park? It was a hard job ordering these songs because they're all so catchy and all pretty much have great lessons to be learnt within them. Let us know in the comments if you agree with our ordering or if you think we missed out one of your favourites.
Again, it was a difficult choice but we hope you enjoy the read.

We'll start the list off with Chef's famous spin off of Micheal Jackson's Thriller.

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After a zombie outbreak of Pink-eye hits the town of South Park, Stan, Kyle and Cartman seek help from their trusty school chef- Chef.
After coming so close to finding the cause and solution to the outbreak, located at the crematorium, the zombies break into the building and surround the boys and Chef. They quickly turn to Chef to find the answer to the outbreak but they're too late. He's been turned into one of them!

Fear not though, the zombification of Chef didn't stop him from dropping a hot beat to the theme of Thriller as the boys run for their lives.

Though his body might be cold, it's always hot in his bed.

In this episode, South Park is on the brink of Destruction for like the tenth time... or maybe the twentieth? Ah well.

With Fireworks, banned in the State of Colorado, the town look to having the world's largest Black Snake go off for the 4th of July. The Town greatly underestimated how long this large snake would last as it began to consume South Park and the rest of America.

In an effort to find a solution, the boys turn to Chef once more for his invaluable advice. They end up getting a hold of Chef but he's in the middle of a holiday in Aruba accompanied by some foxy ladies. They explain the situation to him but Chef's just too busy getting his groove on with these ladies to care about the troubles of South Park.

"You and me, and her, Simultaneous."

"Children you know I rarely say but well Fudge ya."

Looks like the film festivals are coming to South Park this time around. Chef is one of the many residents to take advantage of the busy time by selling off some of his own food creations.

"Fudge 'ems" and "Go Fudge Yourself" to name a few of his snacks.

However, he really catches the viewers' eye with his Salty Chocolate Balls when he introduces them to everyone accompanied with the catchy song named "Chocolate Salty Balls." Needless to say they sold right through the roof.

As a side note, I've actually his Chocolate Balls before and I heartly reccomend them. They're delicious!

Who doesn't love sucking on Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls?

Are you having trouble getting an Elephant to make love with a pig? Well this classic Chef song will do just the trick, just throw in some alcohol and the song will do the rest.

After learning about genetic engineering at school, the boys want to make little pig sized elephants that they can own as pets around the house. Unfortunately, they later discover that genetic engineering isn't advanced enough to accomplish such a feat so as always they turn to Chef for any other alternatives and by God Chef pulls though once more. Chef suggests some good ol' love making to get the pig sized elephant they desire.

After getting the pig and elephant together, they just weren't in the mood for love making so it's up to Chef to set the mood with a mellow yet erotic song with the assistance of Elton John. Now of course that did the trick. Chef's singing never fails... unless the person he's singing to is a lesbian. Uhh, nevermind.

The boys just have to wait for the pig to give birth now. Though the result may not be what you'd quite expect.

"Tonight is right for love, Love Gravy."

Steamy. I know.

Before we jump straight to number one, which we're sure you already know which song it is, we're going to give a shout out to Chef's other great songs that didn't quite make it to the top five. Doesn't mean we don't love them any less though. They're still kick-ass and catchy.

1. "Lava" - Chef's awesome song about the town's struggle against the volcanic eruption along with a Chef twist.
2. "No Substitute" - Chef's sweet song when he tried to seduce the Children's new substitute teacher.
3. "Prostitutes" - Chef's banging song teaching the children about the wonders of prostitutes.
4. "Just Play it Cool" - Chef's tits song when he realises that love isn't always more important than your friends.

The best and very first of all Chef's songs. It's a well earned position but this song just can't be beaten. Everyone who knows South Park knows this song otherwise what the hell are you doing with yourself ey?

It's the song where we we truly get to know Chef and how smooth he can be with the ladies.
It's the first time we find out that Chef's solutions to the children's problems are pretty much always a song relating to sex. A classic South Park joke from the old days that is hard to beat.

The boys come to Chef looking for a way to get out of school to save Kyle's brother from aliens but before Chef could just simply help them out, he just had to give them melody to try solve their problem the musical way. It's a good job he did go ahead and sing that song because the world is all the better for it. Thanks Chef.

Lets not forget it's also the song he sings when he comes back to his senses after being brainwashed by The Super Adventure Club in the later seasons.

God rest his soul.

"I'm gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fire."

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Is Chef one of your favourite South Park characters? Let us know that too. He's definitely one of mine.

Lets also take this time to honour the voice and talent behind Chef: Isaac Hayes, a very talented actor, voice-actor and singer. He passed away back in 2008 but lets do him proud by remembering his great work like these songs that he sung for our amusement. Such a great person. May he rest in peace.