'I’ve No More Fucks To Give' By Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq

Intro

Verse 1

I’ve tried, tried, tried

And I’ve tried even more

I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried

And I can’t recall what for

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged

In hope of some success

But the inevitable fact is that

It never will impress

Chorus 1

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have runneth dry,

I’ve tried to go fuck shopping

But there’s no fucks left to buy

I’ve no more fucks to give,

Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,

I’m over my fuck budget and

I’m now in fucking debt

Verse 2
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed
I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!

Chorus 2
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but
It’s been fucking defeated!

Bridge

The effort has just not been worth

The time or the expense

I’ve exhausted all my energy

For minimal recompense

The complete lack of acknowledgement

Has now begun to gall

And I’ve come to realise that I

Don’t give a fuck at all!

Chorus 3
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!

Chorus 4
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!

Outro

I’ve no more fucks to give,

I’ve no more fucks to give,

I’ve no more fucks,

I’ve no more fucks,

I’ve no more fucks to give!