Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 6

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 5 in spite of the best efforts of a hurricane called Michael, and now I'm back for another exciting round of Cryptos Against Humanity. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 5 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 16 entries in Week 5! Here they are in no particular order:

Contestant	Blank 1	Blank 2	Link
@blanchy	Lord of the Lost	Music	Article
@bengy	Budičina	Time zone(s)	Article
@blockurator	Death by GPS	hazardous conditions	Article
@muscara	Nakasero	103 guest rooms, a swimming pool, two restaurants, two bars, a shopping arcade, and a gymnasium.	Article
@isarmoewe	a specific person	United States	Article
@iamjadeline	Surgeon	Hair-containing cyst	Article
@hyperbole	an American	Privacy	Article
@mimismartypants	Snow Harp	16 Nations	Article
@bidesign	Hacker	internet	Article
@a0i	the 'queen of knitting'	Euclidean geometry*	Article
@corpsvalues	the 44th worst game of all time	guttural voice acting	Article
@atra-aranea	Music	Belgium, Switzerland, Canada, and North Africa.	Article
@mariannewest	Handgun World Shoot	bronze and gold	Article
@rapier-e01	Anargyros Sotirakopoulos	Greece	Article
@justnyz	American	Human Rights	Article
@missladybug	boxer	country	Article

Week 5 Winners

This was a tough card... so tough that @fromage didn't even submit an answer to his own prompt :P But a few of you got lucky. Or maybe you're just that good ;)

My Personal Favorite

I am become
Surgeon
destroyer of
Hair-containing cyst

by @iamjadeline. Congratulations! Truly a sublime entry that make me laugh out loud and turn my stomach at the same time.

The Crowd Favorite

I am become
a specific person
destroyer of
United States

by @isarmoewe. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I am become
the 44th worst game of all time
destroyer of
guttural voice acting

by @corpsvalues. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

Peters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Peters_(shortstop)

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

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