Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 8steemCreated with Sketch.

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 7 without cracking the $1.00 payout, so I'm a little bummed, but that's OK because today I kick off Week 8! I was also super slacking off on my own participation elsewhere, so I guess I shouldn't complain :P

For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

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Week 7 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 15 entries in Week 7! Here they are in vote count order:

ContestantAnswerLink
@sparkesy43a fourth set of child sex allegations.Article
@blockuratorDisobedient bodiesArticle
@isarmoewefurther progressionArticle
@bengy140 fatalitiesArticle
@muscaraa miner's licenceArticle
@ropagaVisual impairment.Article
@sgbonusBill CosbyArticle
@iamjadelineDesert-adapting plants.Article
@girlbeforemirrora third base coachArticle
@justnyzLiber glossarumArticle
@yintercept"a Doctor of Divinity degree"Article
@oclintonEverlasting loveArticle
@bidesignfamily therapyArticle
@mimismartypantsSudden arrhythmic death syndromeArticle
@kingzeroa large lunar impact craterArticle

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Week 7 Winners

It seems like the Steemit-centric cards are getting the best reception, but it was still fun reading all your answers!

My Personal Favorite

I was at a wedding this weekend and wanted to give a truly special gift. So I gave the couple
a third base coach

by @girlbeforemirror. Congratulations! I don't know if you know the implications of the slang terms involved here, but either way I think it's hilarious.

The Crowd Favorite

I was at a wedding this weekend and wanted to give a truly special gift. So I gave the couple
a fourth set of child sex allegations.

by @sparkesy43. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I was at a wedding this weekend and wanted to give a truly special gift. So I gave the couple
Sudden arrhythmic death syndrome

by @mimismartypants. Congratulations!

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Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

  1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
  2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
  3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
  4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
  5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.
  6. Feel free to add the word "a" or "the" or similar "formatting" words to your answer if it would help it make more sense or sound better.

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This Week's Prompt

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My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

Engineer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bootleggers_(1969_film)

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Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

  1. One share to my own personal favorite
  2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
  3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

My Steemit marketing idea: new accounts will now come with a complementary _______.

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My Steemit marketing idea: new accounts will now come with a complementary _______.

region of New South Wales, Australia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savernake,_New_South_Wales

junior cricket and hockey team[s]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Berry_(politician)

If you want to play last week, I can’t stop you. But... there’s a new black card 😉

Well. Good thing someone is paying attention. That makes everyone else's submissions make more sense =p

New submission: a “one-sided wrestling war” to “harass, scare and discourage (him) out of the business”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkie_George

Hong Kong at the 1972 Summer Olympics
Hong Kong competed at the 1972 Summer Olympics in Munich, West Germany. Ten competitors, all men, took part in 13 events in 5 sports.
Matthew Chan Wan Hei - Fencing
Mark Anthony Crocker - Swimming
Robert Elliot - Fencing
Gilbert Lennox-King - sailing
Mok Cheuk Wing - judo
Peter Rull, Sr.

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