COPS SAY CLOWN GIVING KIDS CANDY IS A ‘NICE GUY’ - Spigot 5/10/19
A police department got reports of a clown, offering candy to little school kids.
One would have to be nasty or crazy, attempting this action, our society forbids.
But this guy was doing it, dressed like a clown, and a woman was with him, in the car.
Two fifth graders reacted properly, and ran off to tell where the two culprits are.
When police arrived, the pair had left, because kids being spooked is dangerous stuff.
Cops said after catching them, he’s a nice guy; we hope the cops didn’t fall for a bluff.
Bill Nye, who isn’t a “science guy,” as an actor, played the part in a show on TV.
Bill is like, Dr. Phil of the science world – a phony portraying intelligence, you see.
At the “Planetary Defense Conference,” he pretended to know asteroids factually.
So, with lines to be spoken in character, as the “science guy” who isn’t one actually,
Bill does his acting as a scientist type, as that’s all he has going, he is the dead horse,
That still gets beaten now and then, portraying the has-been old show host, of course.
Chris Hughes, a co-founder of Facebook, is the latest one saying that Zuck is a dick.
It isn’t an isolated view anymore, considering the millions that loathe the li’l prick.
Chris calls for the breakup of Facebook, like many intelligent people demand.
Most folks are fed up, with assaults on their privacy, and want their asses all canned.
They should be fined 500 billion dollars, not just the 5 that has been estimated.
Facebook needs to no longer exist, and its leader fully vilified and forever berated.
Things must be better for Lori Loughlin, because she’s no longer fearful of jail
As the thing that upsets her the most - it’s the cover-up part, she thinks may fail.
Yes, Lori’s now “terrified of going to trial, and having EVERYTHING come out.”
Don’t worry poor Lori; the judge is aware, that you are special and have lots of clout.
We’ll bet big on you getting off, scot-free for the felonies in which you took part.
Without the damaging truth of your acts - it'll prove favoritism’s still not a lost art.
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