GENETIC SWITCH FOR WHOLE-BODY REGENERATION FOUND - Spigot 3/15/19
A gene that researchers call EGR, is responsible for the process of regeneration.
Some animals can regenerate limbs, and some can do the limbs and foundation.
For partial and full-body regeneration, the EGR gene is the center of command.
Now that the command center’s found, they can see how the wiring was planned.
It may turn out that humans could regenerate, if they can turn our EGR “on.”
It sounds like a tale from science fiction; the conclusions may just be foregone.
Facebook said their outage Wednesday, was due to a “server configuration.”
Word on the streets however, suggests there’s a more interesting explanation;
They were busy deleting evidentiary data that required all the systems be down.
With Facebook facing fines in the billions, there’s fear they’ve been a bad clown.
They’re losing execs left and right, which now includes Zuck’s “right hand man.”
We enjoy the spectacle as it plays out, as though everything’s part of a plan.
Tesla’s new model “Y” has been revealed; it’s a sport utility vehicle, they claim.
It actually looks smaller than a Toyota Corolla; the “utility” of it seems a bit lame.
“Sport” may have some support for its use, if sport means oversized wheels.
Someone wanting a real SUV, would likely think model Ys aren’t good deals.
It’s almost like they want to project, model Y as the as the acronym’s definition.
Musk appears to be losing his sanity; we ponder his mental condition.
Ben Affleck has a hideous tattoo, that he admits folks’ “sentiment ran against.”
Ellen said it looked like it rose “from his ass,” and then Ben was visibly tensed.
Ben said “it represents something important,” and that’s why he had to have it.
He likely didn’t like Ellen’s joke, though she does it more or less out of habit.
Jennifer Garner and J-Lo don’t like it; J-Lo said “awful” and Jennifer jeered.
We think it’s just ridiculous looking, but then, we do think Ben Affleck is weird.
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