REAL-LIFE PLANET OF THE APES MAY BE OUR FUTURE - Spigot 4/12/19
If you’ve seen any Planet of the Apes movies, you might think it’s make-believe.
A Chinese ”researcher,” their word not ours, did something only evil could conceive.
He puts a human gene in a monkey’s brain; he’s an especially stupid illogical dick!
When he’s older maybe his mutants, will seek their revenge on this worthless prick.
The gene added to the monkey’s brain, is for “brain evolution” and “development.”
So what could go wrong, due to this ass; as a human he’s vile and very incompetent.
Yesterday we learned Amazon employs, Alexa listeners to hear what you say.
It’s gotten much darker, as we learn Amazon, hires thousands that listen each day.
It sounds like they listen a lot as opposed to, what’s implied in the previous reports,
When they said that it’s a very small sample that’s heard; now let us hear the retorts.
People got a call from a man, who told them to turn off every Alexa device.
He told them their Alexa sent him, information on them, and that’s not very nice.
You’re likely familiar with the “Trivago guy,” who looks hungover constantly.
Which one’s creepier – him or My Pillow guy, and who does creepy more decadently?
Trivago guy’s found “passed out” in his car, stopped in a lane of moving traffic.
He failed a sobriety test after they woke him, in a scene that was just a bit graphic.
A 2014 article, on his turning his life around, centers on “disheveled” attire,
And how he dressed a bit better in a new TV ad; we hope his commercials expire.
Workers who are on the staff tending, to Harry and Meghan are banned,
From parking where they normally would have, and as they certainly had planned.
They’re being “referred to as NIMBYs,” which means “Not in Meghan’s back yard.”
They now have to park a mile away, and walking that distance can be a bit hard,
Especially when you see the map, and where their regular parking’s located.
Banning staff from their parking is awful; if they did that, it’s sure they’ll be hated.
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