THERE WERE FUNNY TWEETS OVER FACEBOOK’S DOWNTIME - Spigot 3/14/19
There were some funny tweets yesterday, when Facebook was down so long.
“You will have to live your life for its own sake now," is one that “God” brought along.
Another wondered “How MySpace is doing,” and the answer is that it was up.
Another lamented they couldn’t share pics, of their lunch of soup in a cup.
Homer Simpson seen strolling with a sandwich board saying, that “The end is near”
There were also lots of people so happy, that with Facebook down, they did cheer.
The College scandal is wickedly entertaining; some entitled are in quite a mess.
Now business people are being named and arrested, and most will surely confess
If just to get a lighter sentence, though they’ll want full immunity to sing
And they’ll all probably get it, even though they are, the real criminals in the sting.
It always works that way, you know, especially when money’s thrown around.
Will it be any different now, with popular celebs, and pals on the shakiest ground?
First it was scams to get celebs’ kids, into schools both iconic and revered,
Now it’s Big Pharma, and lawsuits over, the opioid crisis they’ve steered.
It’s oh, so tragic there’s “damage to their, reputations” before judgment is due.
But it’s all about fighting so you won’t see, stuff they want kept from your view.
A “number of documents… have been released;” info is getting folks woke,
Ruining Big Pharma’s rep in the process, and their rep’s been a very bad joke.
Kylie Jenner nearly gave Stormi a normal name; if she had, she’d be going by Rose.
Rose was her third choice, if that makes sense; the second, she’s yet to expose.
She won’t expose the second because, she might want to use it someday.
Which, if you go by her logic, Rose is now banned, and it can be just thrown away.
It’s kind of sad, since Rose almost made it, to be the name by which she’d be called.
It’s stuff like this that brings Kylie attention, from fans who are simply enthralled.
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