When The Wind Exposes The Fowl's Bum

in #nigeria6 years ago

Titus has been long overdue for marriage, and as their custom and tradition is, he has to pick a bride from within their village. But because he was a very busy man; and coupled with the fact that he was recently promoted at his place of work; he couldn't come home to look for a bride for himself, so he had to send money to his father in the village to help him organise a beautiful lady.

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Titus' father remembered that Mr Okoye's daughter (Adaugo) is very beautiful and also ripe for marriage, so he sent message to Mr Okoye, seeking for their daughter's hand in marriage. Adaugo was then prepared to travel to Abuja to meet her would-be-husband, and she was given the direction to his house.

On the day she arrived Abuja, it was already very late to start asking for directions - before she could get out from the bus terminal, it was past 11pm. And by this time, getting a cab was pretty hard, and she had low battery, so she couldn't place a call to Titus.

She decided to check into a nearby hotel, at least, she could charge her phone too, and would continue the journey tomorrow. As she was still thinking, a car pulled over.

Not knowing it was Titus, because they haven't met before, and they don't even have the pictures of each other

Titus: Hi young lady, why are you standing here alone, don't you know it's risky?

Adaugo: I came to Abuja to meet a friend, but I arrived late. Please where can I find a hotel close?

Titus: Hop into the car, I will take you to a hotel.

Titus took the beautiful Adaugo to the hotel, and some other things happened unexpectedly, and they passed the night together in the same room... and "stuffs" happened in the process.. you know what I mean.

By the time it was morning, Adaugo had charged her phone, and she decided to call Titus to tell him she arrived Abuja late, but she will be coming to his house. But something least expected happened: As she dialled his number, the phone of the man she had slept with last night began to ring... Now the both of them are still speechless staring at each other.

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🤣🤣🤣 This is hilarious. Well they are both guilty


@bigwaves

Lol.. I'm telling you. They're guilty of the same offense :D

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