Bachelorette Party- Part 3: VIP Party at Coyote Joe's Cowboy Bar ❤ (NSFW- but does not contain nudity)

krazykrista (65)in #nsfw • 6 years ago

VIP Party at Coyote Joe's Cowboy Bar ❤

This entire adventure was an absolute blast, and the VIP party was a rowdy EPIC time. Unfortunately, my phone died early on in the night, so I didn't get as many pictures as I would have liked to. I did manage to snag a few that I figured I would share. The cover photo was the contents of my gift bag, including some essential oil goodies for hangovers and sore muscles, a hair tie, a dick straw and whistle, and a coozie, it also had my shirt in it, which you will get a glimpse of later.

The Maid of Honor really knows how to throw a party

We played a few games, and had snacks and drinks as we prepared to go to the party. Preparing to go out for me equaled changing my shirt and putting on some perfume, i rarely wear makeup. We drove around all day and night with ridiculous stickers and signs attached to the cars. They were silly and inappropriate and made me laugh a ton. As you can see the bar really was not anything fancy, although the inside was nicely done, too many people and too dark to get a picture. I actually don't even care for country music, but somehow drinking for several hours made that not matter a whole lot. I spent most the night hanging out on the deck by the river, and drank Strohlies Blue and Lemonade, along with random shots peppered in throughout the entire party.

When I wasn't hanging out by this fantastic river...

Listen, it is no secret I don't get out a lot, I would have to say I was probably the rowdiest in the bunch. I spent a ton of time dancing, screaming and stomping my feet. Since I can't line dance I just kept stomping with both feet as hard as I could. I regretted this decision when I sobered up, my feet hurt so bad for days. I also regretted the screaming, the party was a Saturday night and at about 2pm on Sunday, my voice was completely gone, it took days to recover. Those who know me.....know that not talking for me is torture. We were suppose to use fake names (just for funs), the named me Roze, I introduced myself as Krista or Krazy the entire night, I rather enjoy being both of those <3 We also had a silly checklist for the bride to complete, which required talking to and coaxing strangers into random situations. I am a people person in real life too, so I spent the night coaxing strangers into helping us complete our list, I think we got it half done.

Prepare for a slew of drunk krista selfies....

There were 9 of us who attended the party, and I enjoyed everyone's company. I was maybe a bit much at times (I have that effect on people sometimes). Laura is a blast to party with (I will share a picture in a minute of her and I being random and obnoxious, because she gave me permission to). Laura and I were all shenanigans, and it was absolutely needed for me (May was a hard month). We even rode a mechanical bull together, which was a first for me. It was awesome we lasted about a minute and a half, there is a video....but some things need to be kept off the blockchain. I will however show you a couple of somewhat embarrassing, but absolutely hilarious pictures of me drunk, I'm not ashamed, I had a fantastic time.