The Mighty Mouth: Pac-man for Eco-hipsters
Oddities are a weird thing. Especially those oddities which tempt to vie for our monniezzzz.
Yet, I love product discovery. Just like discovering billionaire-issues and lamenting the deplorable life of the wealthy. But I’m none of those. Those schadenfreude people, I mean.
When I was moderating over at Steemhunt yesterday my attention was drawn to this thing. In other words, it was the next hunt in the review queue.
It made me think of @trumpman. He who doubts how good my firewall, which has been tweaked and blocked e-peens for pretty much two decades now, is.
Even without crowdfunding. Just crowds and lotsa d-heads. That’s right, I’m a cyber cock-blocker.
But then, then I got distracted. Distracted by this thing I had to moderate, well review. I immediately knew it would be a great fit for alibi-oddities but that thought was lost in the previous distraction.
The e-Peen blocking distraction cause.
That wasn’t right? Or was it?
Clearly I did get confused.
💡
It didn’t take an Einstein though to realize that the e-Peen and this were perfect matches. Absolutely match made in heaven.
Like totally bliss. If ever there was an ever happy after, this would be the obvious match.
The Mighty Mouth!!!
Even the name can’t be an accident.
Best of all... it comes with extra refills. Refills being extra bags.
For when you’re so full of shit you need to scoop up more.
OMZomg!
PS: they should have named it the potty mouth. I do think @eonwarped and @dopal may like this though.
Hahaha.... This doesn't look all that practical. It's not that easy to scoop up poop. It would need some kind of auto-vacuum to seal the deal or something....
In other words the process from crowdfunded to production is going to take a year or two, at least.
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