😜Wacky Wednesday! 🐉SPLINTERLANDTASTIC!!!🐉 (5 BOOSTER PACKS in PRIZES!)
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Greetings, Steemland!
It's
and I'm feeling a little wacky 😜
Last Week - 🗿ROCK!🗿
Because I love rocks. Yes. Literally, rocks. 🤩
Congratulations to last week's winners!
🌟 @dkkarolien wins 2 STEEM 🌟
& 🌟 @karinxxl wins a Splinterlands Booster Pack!🌟
For info on how to get more and spend them click the HelpieFish Token.
Now... what to do today...?
I happen to have a few extra Splinterlands Booster Packs laying around (donated by @isaria, aka The Sugar Mama). 😎
So let's use 'em! The bounty shall be bigger this week and thus the task at hand. It's still gonna be wacky though. 😜
Because of the prizes, let's get lore nerdy. I would like you to pick TWO Splinterlands card characters and write a little story/interaction. I'm hoping for hilarity here.
CONTEST RULES
- 👉Write a story or skit about TWO card characters from the Splinterlands online card game.
It could be a love story (still funny).
Perhaps it's a story told of long past.
Maybe it's just an everyday interaction that turns ridiculous.
Don't worry about length. I'd like it to be a story, but I'm NOT looking for a novel. - 👉Put it in the comment section below.
You are welcome to make a post, but I'd like the story to APPEAR in the comment section as well. - 👉 Include pics of the characters for extra HLPE!
All quality entries will also receive Helpie (HLPE) tokens!
- DEADLINE to enter: When post pays out (or thereabouts). I'll announce the winner and a new contest next Wednesday!
😍That's it!😍
How to Win
It's random, baby! (mostly... 👀)
That's right! Everyone that follows the rules above will receive HLPE tokens and be entered in a random drawing for 3 BOOSTER PACKS! (Three people will win one BOOSTER PACK each!) + The BEST story will receive 2 BOOSTER PACKS!😍
2nd - 4th Places (by random drawing) - 1 BOOSTER PACK EACH
That's 4 chances to win!
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or... I hope you do... or will... Yes! Bring me the funny!
We are currently looking for blog post authors to write for @helpie. For more information check out the JUNE Update or contact one of us on Discord or below. 😍
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Rusty Android was not his usual self tonight.
Between roughly the fifth and sixth Belurocian cocktail of the evening, the robot began to feel nostalgic and sad thinking of his old master, the Lord Arianthus. For years, the two had been inseparable. In the golden days of the Gaxpar Empire, the great Lord Arianthus had conquered countless planets with Rusty at his tank's side. Shortly after they had arrived on this alcohol-rich planet, the two had a falling out.
The fight was Rusty's fault. He had been fuel-blinded by all the taverns, the pubs, the bars, the speakeasies and the watering holes smattered through the Splinterlands. Leaving his master behind in a cloud of foul words that he did not mean, Rusty had stormed out of the spaceship into the Lyverian night to commence the bender of a robot's lifetime.
Rusty had never expected to meet so many lovely people in the taverns of the Splinterlands, and night after night he was fascinated by their lives and stories. He was occasionally summoned to tournament battle, but as the weeks went on and the novelty of an alcohol-fueled robot wore off, he was summoned less and less. Rusty Android didn't mind; he was happy in the taverns.
But now, when on a usual night he would be singing verses with Lyverian sailors until they were hoarse in their throats, Rusty Android could only think of his old master (old friend?), Lord Arianthus. The whirring of his gears and whistles was more subdued than normal, and the Lyverian barkeep could have sworn that at one point, the robot shed an oily tear into his rum.
Just when Rusty was about to retreat to his familiar hay pile behind the tavern for nightly power-down, he heard a familiar vibration approaching on the village main street. At first, he presumed it was a snag in his auditory sensors, but when he heard the shrill voice that followed, Rusty knew.
The robot's gears whirred to life with a new vigor as he rushed around the cottage to greet his master. The overflow lights on his chest were glowing for the first time in years. He knew he was going back home. As he rounded the final corner to find himself in the middle of the road, there was Lord Arianthus, waiting for him with what looked like a smile on his twisted face.
"What do you say, you old rust bucket? Had enough to drink? Ready to get back to work?"
"You must be reading my synapses again," the robot replied with a chuckle. Rusty Android didn't even say goodbye to his tavern friends. He would see them again, when it was their turn to be conquered.
In the Monsters tavern....
Bartender: Who's leaking oil everywhere?
Goblin mech (looking sheepish, makes apologetic squeaky noises)
Malric Inferno walks in, everyone in the bar stops and calls "Malric!". He gives a dispirited wave.
The bartender wipes a little oil off the bar in anticipation of Malric sitting down and slides his usual drink to him- A shot of fireball, straight up.
Bartender: What's hot?
Malric: Not my love life- the Naga fire mage shot me down. Again. Something about how we have too much in common.. ethical concerns about summoners dating monsters....
The bartender nods sagely and makes sympathetic noises.
Bartender: Have you ever thought about dating outside your splinter?
Malric (looking shocked): I couldn't!
Bartender: I hear the Naga Warriors are pretty adventurous- just don't drink their blood rum. Unless you are into that kind of thing.
canned audience laughter
Conversation between vampire and twisted jester:
Vampire: why'd you also have to dress like creepy knockoff version of Harley Quinn. You got all the crazy down, but zero sexiness. Kinda like Harley's grandma or nun. Yeah that'd it! If Harley had to turn nun, she'd definitely look just like you 🤣🤣🤣
Twisted Jester: better a nun than the vampire formerly known as Prince! Androgynous vampires are soo 90s!!
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Once there was an argument going on about who has more heads in all of those steemmonsters cards.
In that time Choromatic Dragon said that,i have the most heads.
I am a dragon.Nobody can defeat me.
I am a legendary too.I am the best.
In that time,Hydra was Laughing.
Then Hydra Replied next joke please.
Count my heads. I have 6 heads and you have 5. So who has the most heads?
Who is more powerful?
That was a small story.
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actually i count seven heads!!!
Well, the other day i saw Flesh Golem go on a ride with Cerberus, they truly enjoy his rides!, because like the quotes says "Cerberus is the best friend of Flesh Golem" and that's universal, but you know what is not enjoyjable? that's right, Cerberus poop, something that seems like a Creeping Ooze! and believe me, you don't want to know how an infernus dogpoop smells like (not like a teen spirit!).
Story cast:
Cerberus as Cerberus (Smooking a pipe with an incredible smoking.)
Flesh Golem as Flesh Golem (Doing his workout and then perceives the camera starin at him, then he smiles and does a :thumbs_up:)
Creeping Ooze as Infernus Dogpoop (he's alive?)
Whoop whoop!! 💃🙌🎉😎 Thanks so much!! ❤️
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