The Professional Shitpost
I don't always create crap content, poopy posts, or hot "shteemers" but when I do I set my sights on the trending page. This is why I've created this stunning, free and very original template to lure you into my vault of self help feel good regurgitations.
I can sense the kiss assery welling up within you. I really get off on the feeling I get from steempower being siphoned from the pool into my rewards tank. I post, you upvote and if you're lucky, I might respond with the tactics of a criminal or politician. That is to make safe, and agreeable comments with no concern of any contradictions. I will contest those and any accusations with counter accusations. I will answer questions with questions that have no clear answers. If I feel cornered I will bring up your state of lacking and inability to achieve ego death. Perhaps, I might even imply that you don't fully grasp what a blockchain really is!!! Furthermore, I will tell everyone you support ripple!!
FYI calling upon the ego death trolls is a classic pro blogger/social media master move. Simply pay them in autovotes and dangle delegations and they will troll and shill so hard for you.
This trending addict is the grown up version of the kid that would make up shit like "dynamite" when playing rock paper scissors. But, now they have the internet and here they have been allowed to control crypto without any moral or ethical rationalism.
No steem police or agency can take your liberty to plunder or re-rig a system for your benefit. But, steemians will know your trending stench well and some may say pphheeewww you stinc and mute you. Or they might just scroll on through the sea of steem and give some upvotes and comments to a random redfish that used a super cool header.
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Mmm how would I know if you are trending, and seeing any value on a post above 5 dollars tends to mean move the fuck along...unless you are meesterboom then stay awhile. Now that I think of it 5 dollars is a generous cap. !tipuvote 1
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I need to find this meesterbooom.. thx for the support. The five dollar mark is about right, anything above that is usually fully circle jerked.
I'm taking things one shitpost at a time, and I'm going to work more on my professional looking posts..
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HIGHLY rEsteemed!
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Very much appreciated @frankbacon
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“I will tell everyone you support ripple”..... I didn’t think you would scoop so low haha 😂
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It was the most wide reaching offensive thing I could come up with, at the time..I'm sure I can out do myself, I know I'll be trying 😉
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It can always be worse though... like “I will tell everyone you hold Verge 😱”
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