Alain's Stupid Jam
Every day at 2:00 Alain proceeds to the kitchen to smear his burnt toast with his coveted jam. What's so special about that jam? What would he do without that jam? That's what I wanted to know. So I stole his jam and left a note for ransom, then soon after emailed him images of his precious jam on a world tour of sorts
Be comforted that Alain's stupid jam was returned safe and sound and he was mildly amused by the whole affair. Thus concludes another day.