๐ Ever seen a Proctologist monkey? Funny! (Original wildlife photo and thoughts)
Monkey business at it's best!
As a trainee Proctologist, he is working his way up from the bottom!! ๐
I am sure we all have seen antics of monkeys. I have seen so many that I almost turn a blind eye these days. However, this one episode in Kruger National Park in South Africa left me in splits and has made me preserve the picture I took.
It was in June 2015 and I was cruising on the road between the Paul Kruger gate and Skukuza camp. I saw this group of monkeys comfortably settled just beside the road. As usual, grooming each other was in progress in the group.
One monkey though, seemed to be a budding Proctologist - as you can see in this picture I took with my Canon SH50HS camera.
The monkey was boldly going where no man (monkey) had gone before, as they say in Star Trek! Naturally, I could not help remembering all the funny tag lines I had heard about proctologists, rectal and prostrate exams!!
Starting with the great Kramer in Seinfeld. Remember that episode where Kramer gets a car license plate that reads 'Ass Man'!! LOL
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It is not very easy being at ease for patients as they undergo an examination. Patients, therefore, try to say some things just to divert their mind and break tension.
Here are some of the most hilarious lines said by patients during a rectal exam:
Find Amelia Earheart yet?
In Arkansas, we are now legally married!!
So - this is how a Muppet feels!
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Now I understand why I am not gay!
Any sign of the trapped miners?
Can you please let me know when you find my dignity...
Can you please write me a certificate that my head is not up there!!
LOL. That's enough. You get the idea...
In Conclusion:
Rectal exams are not easy - your ass is literally on the line!!
Steemians, please comment and share your own funny experiences or thoughts on Proctologists and funny animal behaviour. Thanks.
Note: All images except for the wildlife photos and the title image created by me are from pixabay.com.
Gif crafted by the Legendary @stellabelle for me
Monkeys fascinate me, though I've not really had the chance to witness any of their antics firsthand.
I'd definitely love to own a pet monkey someday
@gotgame - Thanks for your thoughtful comment. I would rather suggest watching them in the wild as much as possible. Pets, however well cared for, still do not have the same behavior. Upvoted your comment
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Monkeys always funny
Yes they are. Thanks for your comment
You can't go wrong with good old proctology jokes xD
Now, seriously, I loled at "Any sign of the trapped miners?"
Good job fine sir, here's a toast to your elegant and refined sense of humor :p
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This is really awsome and very entertaining content.Monkeys are the best drives us to make entertain.Thanks for sharing@vm2904
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Monkey see ..monkey do... I would like to own a monkey someday they are happy animals
True. However, I would suggest watching them in the wild rather than owning them. Upvoted your comment
Up close and personal!!!!!
Lol. Yes! upvoted your comment
Funny Monkey .Watching their funny works is enjoyable .
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