“Silver Adventures”- Captain Joshua Slane – 10MR19 – ‘Pirate Sunday Update!’

in #piratesunday5 years ago (edited)

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"Ower th' years, Ahh've seen men come an' Ahh've seen 'em gang, mostly it's nae pritty! But aw in aw, th' mighty Silverton keeps a steady an' stout crew o' aroond fifty tae sixty guid men! Let's hav' a look at ye!

Heids up!!! Bellees in!!! Heels tight!!! Tar Hail!!! "- Keptin

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(63) Strong

Joshua Slane Captain
Galligan Commander

Hack Warrant Officer- Surgeon

Fisky Cockpit Mate- Midshipman's Mate

Mickied Petty Officer- Master-at-Arms

Spinny Junior Petty Officer- Gunner's Mate

Filipino Seaman- Quarter Gunner

Maxwellsilver Seaman- Carpenter's Crew 👮‍♂️1️⃣

Devsup Seaman- Able Seaman 👮‍♂️1️⃣
Tuna Seaman- Able Seaman

Handofzara Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
Pinoy Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
Yehey Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
Steemitag Seaman- Ordinary Seaman 👍

Sergino Seaman- Landsman 👍
Pocketechange Seaman- Landsman 👍
Steeming-hot Seaman- Landsman
Magpielover Seaman- Landsman 👮‍♂️1️⃣

Peg Cook

Haiyangdeperci Boy
Kerrislravenhill Boy 🌟
Merlin7 Boy
Powernap Boy
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Groober Messenger Pigeon
Doug Ship's Dog

👍 Promotion . . . . . 🌟 New Crewman . . . . . 👮‍♂️1️⃣ (Violation M.L. Article 1)

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Let's have a look at th' puir buggers 'att got caught wi' they's keks doon by Article 2 o' th' 'Maratime Law o' th' North Sea' an' so forth:

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Boy Hitalomottin
Boy Ngc

Guid luck tae ye men! Mebbe we'll see's ye again some day...

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🌟 It's mah pleasure noo tae annoonce uir new crewmen:

Kerrislravenhill - (A mucker froms th' west coast o' Canada..."Cold eh mate?!")
Bluesniper
Lavaza
Hwey4
Jorge090202
Social
Thetroublenotes - (A mucker froms th' "World"..."Bludy heel?! Say, ye looks familiar?")
Trailreward

"Braw job Laddies! Eight cheil in aw, fur a nit gain o' six crewman. A guid week oan th' Silverton!"
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👍 We have thee promotions tae annoonce thes week, an' Ahh'm bludy prood o' aw o' them!

Steemitag Seaman- Ordinary Seaman
Sergino Seaman- Landsman
Pocketechange Seaman- Landsman

"Hip-Hip! Hooray! Hip-Hip! Hooray! Hip-Hip! Hooray!" (Everyone)

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"As only a skully swin woods doobt, th' Silverton sails under th' 'Maritime Law o' th' North Sea' an' sae forth. Ahh hae bin lax aboot enforcin' thes law as soo many yoong an' inexperienced men came aboard thes lest year. But, leniency is ower muckers! Froms noo oan th' law will be enforced! Let's havs a look at th' protocol an' such:

👮‍♂️1️⃣ Article 1- Any crewman who has nae answered role caa ur shoon they's mug in ninety days will lose one foo level o' rank!

👮‍♂️2️⃣ Article 2- Any crewman who has nae answered role caa ur shoon they's mug in one hunnert an' eighty days will be cast aff th' ship's offical roster! An' if they's ever come aroond again, they's will hav tae rise up through th' ranks properly aw ower again- Nae exceptions!

👮‍♂️3️⃣ Article 3- Any crewman who has bin foond in violation o' Article 1 ur Article two an' has bin justly punished fur it, an' there-after bad-mooths th' Captain ur th' Commander wi' offensiff French ur Portugesian language, will be cast aff th' ship's official roster fur guid, abandoned oan a desert islain, an' left fur deid!

Thaur it is, simple enaw! Ahh might giv some advice tae those in th' "Top Ten" o' uir silvers contest who ur also in violation...the Top Ten is nae protection froms th' Maritime Law! (A wuid tae th' wise is sufficient).
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Many a new sailur has asked thes question, "How's it aw wark?" Ahh thooght it was clear as mud, but Ahh guess it's nae! Sae haur it is plain Scoottish Sassenach - We sails th' seas in search o' cheap silvers an' adventure! ('Att part Ahh knows yoo've got!) We sail oan a 'Toor' an' sae forth. When's one toor ends, anither begins! Who decides whaur th' next toor goes? Th' crew! Att's reit! Th' crew decides! An' who is th' crew?? (Bloody heel! Ahh jist posted 'att above)

Sae noo yoo're gettin' it...yoo're aw th' crew! Whit dae we dae oan uir toors? Weel, we search fur cheap silvers an' buys it durin' a 'Buy Cycle'! Sometimes we sells it too, but only durin' a 'Sell Cycle'. An' aw other times wee's jist holds it an' sail! (O' coorse att's a 'Hold Cycle').

Whit else dae we dae? Weel, we fight sea battles, kill pirates, rescue prisoners, drink grog, chase islain wimins (Oops! Did Ahh say 'att?) an' sometimes (only when it's pure boorin') wee's raid villages. Och an' wee's also have a Silvers Contest...(but ye awreddy knows aw aboot 'att.) Whit ye newcomers really needs tae know is, yer up-votes an' replys can influence th' toor! Att's reit! Yoo're aw co-creators o' th' toor! Sae git tae it! (Och how Ahh hates a quiet crew!) E'en Ahh cannae make aw these important decisions mahself!

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"Ahh hope ye aw have a bonnie week! Keep sailin' an' keep stackin' th' shiny! Noo Ahh better git back amidship, Ahh've got mah coorse set fur Seychelles!" - Keptin
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Ascared? Seasick? Need a private chat with the Captain?" - [email protected]

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Okay, the Bloody Raven ken be a Tom Boy.

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