To Matt - A Day for Dedications!

He’s a cunt, he’s a trash bag
He’s a legend and a prick
But the days he’s not in work
Are always kind of shit

He’s a bleeding asshole
With an equally bleeding heart
There when you need him
As persistence as his farts

He’s got all the bad dance moves
Rocking that classic dad look
Cos he’s having too much fun
To give a flying fuck

And when the shit kicks off
And it’s really going down
Others will desert you
But he, will stick around

And he’s been through the wringer
Too many times to count
He’ll face just as much again
~ they’ll never knock him out

So lift your glasses and light up
In solidarity
To a friend who’s there when you need him
With sincerity

This one goes out to @mljlt who sits across from me every morning in work, he is the kind of person who can just tell when you are having a shitty time, and like magic, appears with a much needed cup of tea and break. If everyone had the kind of friend Matt is, there is nothing they couldn't get through, he is always there for you, even when your problems seem trivial compared to him. He is such a good friend and person, he must feel cursed that no one is ever as awesome back to him as he is to them. He is new on the platform, and hasn't been tempting into posting yet, hopefully this convinces him to take that plunge!

Photo Credit by the massive account tookapic which has so many pictures, and so so much variety!