Little Limericks from The Captain- The U.S.S. MinnowPROSE!

in #poem6 years ago




There once was a man from Iran.
He spent many years in the can.
When he got back, his wife was hijack.
That man from Iran was left in a van.


There once was a lady from India.
She spent many years getting into ya.
Now your pocket is bare, along with your hair.
That lady from India will kill ya.

There once was a kid from Maine.
He slept a long time on the train.
When sense came back, he'd been left on the track.
His mane just wasn't the same.

Little was heard from China.
They were busy trying to buy ya.
Plastic trinkets abound, they talk with no sound.
Eyes wired to the telereciever.

A storm hung out at sea.
Such swell came to be.
His boat was fat, on coral it crack.
The pirate's life for me.

At the end of this noose.
Swung the fat goose.
Farmer's fire blackened sable.
Edge of the ax was rather able.
To slice off that which matter most.
Strip the downy feathered coat.
Bring the fatty blubber to boil.
Sneaking morsels of bloody toil.
Farmer's life may not be grand.
But on that table, none may stand.







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