ATTENDANT TO FLYER: SIT IN SH-T OR GET OFF - Daily Spigot 11/6/18

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🌄 AND THEY ALREADY KNEW IT WAS THERE 🌄

Delta Airlines Medallion members get exclusive treatment when flying.
And members with Diamond status, sit at the top - we’re not lying.
So imagine being a Diamond member, and your seat is full of sh-t,
And you don’t know 'til you notice, your legs are covered with it.
When you tell the flight crew of it, they say they knew it was there,
Then tell you you’ll have to sit in it, if you want to go anywhere.
How can Delta possibly survive, their forcing a human to sit in,
A seat on a flight where some dirty person, decided to take a sh-t in?

Amazon and Target, are in a fight with each other, over holiday worker hires.
The economy sees more folks working, and more working folks will be buyers.
Retailers need 704,000 - temp workers this year, which is highest
Since 2014, when more were available, and the job offer pool was the driest.
“Competition to fill all of those openings is fierce,” says CNBC’s reporting.
This has to be a good problem to have, and one we are fully supporting.

It’s Election Day in America today, but it’s also a day for food deals.
If you show your “I voted” sticker, some places give deals on their meals.
For example, Shake Shack has free fries; use the “ivoted” code on their app
Or show your sticker in person to them, and now for a little recap.
Here’s a link to food deals we discovered; there may be more to be found.
It’s illegal to do this by federal law, but for offers like this it’s unsound.

A study done at Penn State University, says comic superheroes are bad,
And actually worse than supervillains; this report is just stark raving mad.
They base their idiocy on the number of incidents, of violent acts done by each.
We’re guessing they’d rather the heroes, just counsel the villains with speech,
While villains hit them with weapons and powers, and they may even be killed.
We think they may like it because, if good guys get destroyed they are thrilled.


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Scientists have found we’ve 25 years left, ‘til we’re done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didn’t, which says a lot about views they’re expounding.

The Cost Is Low To Remove Excess Co2 – Why Aren’t They?

The more that we read about carbon dioxide, and how it’s a threat all around,
We still have to wonder what’s going on, when a solution to remove it’s been found.
94 dollars per metric ton is the cost to extract it from the air.
Yet all anyone continues to do, is to argue about how it got there.

Scientists now can produce a mineral, that could end the global warming.
In nature it takes hundreds of thousands of years, for the mineral, Magnesite’s forming.
The scientists’ method takes 72 hours, for Magnesite to be produced.
So, will they do this or like Co2 extraction, see to it that they’re never used?

The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?


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Great post. they say that the people who are most successful are those who are doing what they love.

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