Getting Vodka Drunk With Betty White - Daily Spigot 9/13/18

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Getting Vodka Drunk With Betty White

Jennifer Love Hewitt told a Betty White story of how drunk the two of them got,
When they were having dinner together, and how much vodka they’d drunk, they forgot.
She tells of how Betty was wobbly a bit, and how Betty nearly fell in some plants.
When they got to Betty’s, they both had a nightcap; sobriety then had no chance.

A Big Pharma exec says the cost of his drug being raised 400 percent,
Was a moral obligation he had, and doesn’t know why there’s now discontent.
We never knew greed was morally proper, but leave pharma to give us advice;
Like Martin Shkreli, who this guy defended, they’re all like a bad case of lice.

The pharma firm that makes oxycontin, knew there’d be trouble one day,
So now that insurers won’t cover the drug, the firm’s found a new way to play.
They’ve now got a patent for a drug they’ve got, so addicts don’t have as much craving.
They created a nation of addicts for wealth; wealth now comes from addicts they’re “saving.”
And this is a family at the heart of this suffering; their greed finds no use for morality.
They profit both ways in a crisis they own, their humanity’s just a formality.

Paul McCartney’s discussing the Beatles, revealing their group masturbation,
Is something nobody wanted to know; it’s toxic and weird information.
As it’s been pointed out, some song titles, will now have a whole new meaning.
And now before reading Paul’s utterings, first do a subjective screening.


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The Cost Is Low To Remove Excess Co2 – Why Aren’t They?

The more that we read about carbon dioxide, and how it’s a threat all around,
We still have to wonder what’s going on, when a solution to remove it’s been found.
94 dollars per metric ton is the cost to extract it from the air.
Yet all anyone continues to do, is to argue about how it got there.

Scientists now can produce a mineral, that could end the global warming.
In nature it takes hundreds of thousands of years, for the mineral, Magnesite’s forming.
The scientists’ method takes 72 hours, for Magnesite to be produced.
So, will they do this or like Co2 extraction, see to it that they’re never used?

The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?


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