“MEGHAN MADE KATE CRY” - SPLIT RUMORS GROW - Daily Spigot 11/27/18

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Meghan and Harry’s moving away, is becoming the royal story of the year.
Now it’s reported that Meghan somehow, made Duchess Kate shed a tear.
That’s right - Meghan said or did something, making Kate Middleton cry.
It has something to do with Charlotte, but they're not saying exactly why.
Charlotte’s fitting for a bridesmaid dress, was ongoing as Kate began crying
Mixing this in with royal split rumors, is just what the press wants us buying.

The theory stating that human breeding with Neanderthals was very rare
Now seems to have been wishful thinking, as a different take is laid bare.
Early humans were provocative as hell, and lived in a “world of debauchery.”
Not just with Neanderthals, but with an “other primate cousins” menagerie.
It’s not shocking, as humans are horny; some sex acts peeps do are disgusting.
If cavemen were more selective than us, we’ve really gone downhill adjusting.

Miley has new music to pop, but she’s not doing “pop” anymore,
A “source” said her music is turning now, into music she calls more “mature.”
A “snippet” of a song she put on Twitter, with a heartbreak emoji as well,
Led reporters to surmise that heartbreak, is the story the new song will tell.
They’re always so keen, those reporters, but we wonder how Miley will appear.
Will she still be offensive and still mostly-naked, the “mature” part of her career?

Kim Kardashian used the drug ecstasy, her first marriage and on her sex tape.
The tape launched family fortunes, giving her fame for her derriere's shape.
On their show she talked about driving and learning when she was 14,
Taught by her dad so she‘d be the driver, for her sisters out making the scene.
She said she was wild “in my late teens,” adding, “I’m not like that anymore”
But she "still has fun;" she’s “the life of the party;” could anyone ask for more?


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Scientists have found we’ve 25 years left, ‘til we’re done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didn’t, which says a lot about views they’re expounding.

The Cost Is Low To Remove Excess Co2 – Why Aren’t They?

The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?


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