MIKE & MOLLY STAR RECALLS FAT-SHAMING INTERVIEW - Spigot 1/10/19
Melissa McCarthy was “repeatedly fat-shamed,” in an interview some time ago,
Which is kinda ironic to bring up, because wasn’t that the gist of her show,
Mike & Molly, a popular sitcom, about two blimps, grossly fat but in love?
Didn’t the show have fat shaming jokes, interweaved to fit like a glove?
Did she not gain fame and fortune, for her work on that ‘fat-shaming’ show?
Didn’t she play the fat teacher, with the fat cop who moved kinda slow?
We think Melissa’s too full of Melissa, as fat actors have always had roles.
Fat actors get parts because they are fat, not because they’re pompous a-holes.
Amazon’s selling a new device, that turns the speakers we have into spies,
And it appears that folks are buying them up, which we think is very unwise.
The device will hear us from “across the room – even when music is playing”
It’s just another invasive product, by a big tech firm - we’re just saying.
Soon there will be nowhere to go, where an Alexa won’t be around
Making it easy for Alexa’s big brother, our privacy rights to impound.
Cosmopolitan says Prince William, ‘made the funniest dad joke about”
It being Kate Middleton’s birthday, but as usual they’re a bit over-stout
In their headline description, as their love of royals’ - jokes is perma-inflated.
Saying he remembered her birthday’s not funny and it cannot be debated.
Royals’ “jokes” to Cosmo, aren’t just funny but “adorably funny” they say.
The best comic telling these “jokes” at a club, would be booted without any pay.
Gwyneth Paltrow took ex-hubby along, on her honeymoon with her new groom
But she’s so weird, we’d not be surprised, if they even stayed in the same room.
She says it’s so her kids with Chris Martin are spared the realities of their split.
She fosters a false image of closeness, and may cause emotional strains due to it.
Brad Falchuk, her new groom, must have known that the honeymoon would suck.
He would have had to agree with the plan, suggesting Brad must be a good cuck.
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