PAYLESS SELLS $20 SHOES FOR $600 AS PALESSI - Daily Spigot 11/29/18
A Payless Shoes experiment, to find if people can be dumb as rocks,
Opened a phony store called Palessi, to sell phony shoes in a box.
Palessi, allegedly a āhigh-end designer,ā who doesnāt really exist,
Sold cheap Payless shoes as designerās, to big-shots that woefully missed.
Shoes priced 20 to 40 dollars in stores, sold for 2 to 6 hundred bucks.
The experts learned they were fooled, and then felt like ordinary schmucks.
If you touch a touch screen at McDonalds, wash your hands before you eat.
Fecal and gut bacteria, have been found on the screens ā aināt that sweet?
In England every screen that they tested, had crap that could make people ill,
And could even cause death if ingested; a very high price for the bill.
This was found at McDonalds, but any public touch screen anywhere
Can easily be just as filthy so, wash your hands if you like breathing air.
Amazon goes to incredible lengths, to get Alexa inside your pad.
Theyāll sell a mounted bass fish, thatās Alexa-enabled, which is sad.
It seems theyāre desperate to sell a thing that only rednecks will buy
To order more beer with Alexa; if they got off their chair they may die.
A push for Alexa in this market sector, is strange for the info theyāll get,
Armpit farts and real farting sounds, make up half the recordings, we bet.
If you want to see gushing for the royals, Cosmopolitanās got what you crave.
It would be hard to find an article, more bootlicking and fawning than theyāve
Put together in this piece, thatās rife with apple-polishing cooing,
Telling about Prince William and Kate, and what their kids are all doing.
Each mentionās so ācuteā and āadorableā and āpreciousā makes the mix too.
The kids call William āPopsā they say ā weāve no idea if thatās really true.
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Scientists have found weāve 25 years left, ātil weāre done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didnāt, which says a lot about views theyāre expounding.
The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?
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