SPACE STATIONS IN ASTEROIDS TO MINE INSIDE-OUT - Spigot 2/10/19

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🚰 WAFFLE HOUSE RESERVATION REQUIRED

- GOOGLE PLAY’S BAD APPS & MORE 🚰

Scientists at University of Vienna, have an idea that’s somewhat exotic.
Their aim is space stations in asteroids, which some will consider idiotic.
They’ll drill down to the center, and start mining the rock from within.
They could mine everything of value it has, leaving a dusty hollowness therein.
We can imagine how some hands are wringing, in view of the prospect of riches.
We think there’s no doubt they’ll do this; they’ll say “Just try to stop us bitches.”

If you want Waffle House on Valentines Day, you’ll be needing a reservation.
It’s the only day they take reservations; we’re not sure why they have this fixation.
It could be to promote the idea, that many loves have begun over eating
Eggs, bacon, hash browns and waffles, or it’s where some had their first meeting.
It won’t be the case at every Waffle House, but 200 nationwide will require
The reservations, so, if you’re inclined, make memories with the one you admire.

ars TECHNICA says Google Play was “caught hosting yet another malicious app,”
That steals cryptocurrency from those who installed the terrible piece of crap.
The app has been removed, thankfully; the big question is, why was it there?
It’s not the first time a malicious app made it, to Google Play store; do they care?
As ars TECHNICA says, it’s all up to us, as Google undoubtedly “can’t be trusted”
Do careful research for apps you install; your trust-factoring must be adjusted.

In news that none of us “need to know,” People springs on us, Shania Twain,
Along with all the urinary details, how her peeing on-stage she must feign.
Once when she peed while performing on-stage, she “ just knocked” over a glass
Of water, masking the “puddle” of pee; why don’t she put depends on her ass?
Not to be insulting you see, but if there’s a problem and we know the solution
It’s obviously right to point that out; so that’s our opinion page contribution.


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haha I do like the more snarky news it is way funnier :) The asteroid thing is cool but I do think the countries should not have a say about claiming "space land" Galactic Wild West seems much nicer even with corporate control. That is my opinion page contribution.

Thanks! The articles lately have been really lame, so snarkiness is almost becoming a daily requirement. Politics is forcefully invading practically every sector of human endeavor these days, it seems. The offerings I could use today were dismal, to say the least. Saturday was a good day; yesterday, kinda bad. This morning sucked! :)

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