THE DAILY SPIGOT: 6/6/18 – Qatar Airlines CEO Statement: Only A Man Can Do My Job

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Qatar CEO states at press conference a woman can’t do his job

The big boss at Qatar Airlines yesterday, said that a woman could not do his job.
He said his job is too difficult for a woman – and those words conceived a great mob
Of women and men believing they’re equal, we think he should have been fired.
The airline industry is known as a ‘Boy’s Club’; creeps like this guy have conspired.
He said he was only joking, though the press conference shows no one laughing.
He looks to be a misogynist don’t he? He’s certainly an expert at gaffing.

IHOP is changing their name we’ve heard, by changing the P to a B.
They issued a tweet then, that said June 11, they’ll fill us in, then we’ll all see
What the B means, do you have a clue, we looked at some words on our checklist
And we are inclined to go with our gut, and say that the B stands for Breakfast.

A Burger King in Delaware got notice, for having rodents crawling on buns.
A video was made that shows mice on them; we watched it and said, “What the frunz?”
They were shut down on Friday June 1, but back open again the next Monday,
Like “Yeah sure, we fixed it” wink wink, it’s our mouse piss and shit on a bun day!

Video of mice on buns – Graphic warning!

The NASA Administrator’s in talks with, private companies that may buy the space station.
He thinks that private companies should own it, and that’s better than being owned by a nation.
The Federal government’s support for, the ISS expires 2025
Commercial and international partnering ISS, will do much to keep it alive.


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The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?

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