THE DAILY SPIGOT: May 13, 2018 --- Happy Mothers’ Day To All The Mothers Out There!

Happy Mothers’ Day!

_{Happy Mothers’ Day to all, of the awesome moms everywhere
Who love and take care of us and, teach us what’s right and what’s fair.
Totally selfless and quick to protect, her kids from any threat,
We love you our moms so much; your love we can never forget.}

_{People who lived on the volcano, the most active one on the whole globe,
Are puzzled whether they should go back, we think their brains should be hooked to a probe.
If you’re dumb enough to live with the danger, and want to construct a house there,
Make sure you can cover the costs of the loss; surely no insurance company would dare,
Cover such folly, and we also don’t want, taxpayer-funded relief wasted there.}

_{Bezos’ Post desperately searches, for ways to make good news look bad.
Blowing up nuke test sites drives the Post wacky, and that’s just fucking sad.
It’s really good they do this though, they red pill woke people each day.
They’re really in a conundrum; exposed lies always get in the way?}

_{You’ve all heard of the ISIS captures, five top commanders of theirs, right?
Oh darn, maybe you didn’t because the media needed to hold that one tight?
The capture of top enemy commanders should get lots of coverage for sure.
We wonder what the problem could be; oh for the trials they’ll endure.}

_{The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?}