WILLIAM, KATE, MEGHAN & HARRY – BIG SPLITUP - Daily Spigot 11/25/18
The headlines are so devastating, we thought a similar route was apropos.
A big split of two couples, brothers and mates; a couple decides they must go.
Harry and Meghan are moving to Windsor, due to “tensions” arising between
Them and William and Kate; could now Pippa reenter that scene?
The article doesn’t go into, what the troubles between them might be.
And the press could be making it up, when there’s really nothing to see.
A kind of entertaining video, that hasn’t been seen until now,
Gets funnier as it goes on; if you watch it you’ll understand how.
Barney the dinosaur gets caught in a wind, which puts a large gash in his gut.
He eventually falls to the street, and that’s when all the knives really cut.
They slash with great malice his torso; and hack with their knives till he’s done.
Spectators watching cheer Barney’s destruction - that divisive, purple one.
Busy Phillips is so proud of herself, that she made a face at a person.
Being at Disneyworld, exiting a ride, her normal demeanor did worsen,
Spotting press secretary Sanders there, she crinkled her face to look mean,
Then repeated that face for Instagram, to share what Ms. Sanders had seen.
This episode really calls into question, why behavior like this is okay,
As adults act worse than young children, and get positive likes anyway.
Have you ever heard of the “ohnut,” a device made to limit penetration?
It seems enough women have issues, an inventor sought to aid their vexation.
The ohnut is basically a barrier to men but some women need it they say,
Because sex is so often painful for them, they’ll likely put off sexual play.
Maybe some guys will like its suggestion; it could give them a great sense of pride.
Frequent use will throttle men’s pleasure, and then men may commit suicide.
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Scientists have found we’ve 25 years left, ‘til we’re done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didn’t, which says a lot about views they’re expounding.
The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?
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Ha, that closing line. Nice. "Oh, nuts!"
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