Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Finally Meet: What now?

Champion of the people, beloved democratically elected president of the freest country in the world and drainer of the swamp President Donald Trump has finally met with North Korean poster bad boy from the murderous nutrition deprived country of North Korea and it's a monumental occasion.

Taking a break from inflicting pain and suffering on his own people for stepping out of line, Kim arrived in Singapore to take in the sights and sounds of the country, doing a little shopping and sightseeing while the overworked hostages citizens in his country collapse in the fields from malnutrition.

The question on everyone's lips is now that the two dictators have finally met in person, what is going to happen? Well wonder no more, because I have the inside scoop and I am going to reveal this super secretive highly-classified government information.

Nothing.

Much like the satellite feed that journalist Martyn Williams is seeing in North Korea, it's a spectacle that is going to result in only one definitive conclusion: absolutely nothing.

According to news reports, when the 38-minute meeting concluded, the leaders waved their hands and approached a deck where journalists were waiting. Bad boy Kim was allegedly asked three times about denuclearisation, but he smiled and said nothing according to the White House press pool.

When democratic leader and man of the people Donald Trump was asked how the meeting went by his many fans and adorers, he said: “Very very good!” - it's a powerful statement, I shed a tear.

Let's be serious for a moment

Does anyone honestly believe a person who has literally starved his own country and deprived them of basics like hot water, food, electricity and freedom in the pursuit of nuclear weapons is just going to give them up? Are people really that stupid?

Kim Jong-Un's actions have seen the hermit crab kingdom hit with sanctions so hard, you can still see the red imprints of the hands slapping the country across the face as it was sanctioned.

He has risked it all to advance their weapons program to the point where they can cause serious damage to another country. This meeting with Trump is a show of course, Kim is exposing his feathers and parading around like a peacock trying to attract a mate in the garden.

North Korea truly denuclearising is about as likely to happen as Roseanne getting her recently cancelled TV show reinstated.