Mueller Indicts a Non-Ham Sandwich While Trying to Pin Russians
Where's the supposedly-indicted ham sandwich?
Sure looks like a great sandwich. But has it been bad enough to deserve a US indictment that could require a half-million dollar fine?
Back in February, during intense fervor to prove Russia meddled in the US elections, Special Counsel Robert Mueller actually indicted a Russian company that didn't even exist during the time specified in the indictment.
This indictment was launched, with much main media fanfare, against three companies and 13 individuals. However, none of the US media seems anxious to report that Mueller indicted a company that did not even exist at the time Mueller has alleged that they committed a crime.
As of this writing, there is no reporting of this May 12th legal action. Go ahead and Google or Duck-Duck a search for this story in US main media. It doesn't exist, much like main media coverage surrounding the lawsuit against the DNC does not exist.
It's been said a prosecutor in America could indict a ham sandwich. In this instance, Mueller indicted a non-ham sandwich--lol!
See page four of the below May 9, 2018 transcript in The United States District Court of Columbia -- Criminal Action CR-18-032:
https://www.docdroid.net/ytSx83s/usa-v-concord-5-9-18-18-032.pdf
Below is a letter of satire I wrote, after Mueller's indictments, on behalf of Russian President Vladimir Putin:
February 21, 2018
The Honorable Robert Swan Mueller III
Special Investigating Counsel
U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001
Dear Mr. Mueller:
I read with great interest your indictments of 13 Russian citizens and three Russian corporations.
Please note that Russia encourages you to continue your investigatory efforts as we are confident you will find that neither myself or any representatives of my office and government have anything to do with what many of your politicians and media members are describing as "Russian collusion" or "Russian meddling" with the US 2016 elections.
Also, as a side note, please know that we in Russia are completely surprised at how you conducted your 2016 election. From the vantage point of anyone living outside of America those elections did not appear fair at all. We in Russia are surprised by this as we thought you were a better nation than what we saw from your 2016 national elections.
Although the United States of America and The Russian Federation hold no formal extradition treaty agreement, please be advised I am willing to use the powers of my office to contact those whom you've indicted and I will do my utmost to encourage them to come to America in order to stand the trial of your indictments. We are confident that your jurisprudence system for legal discovery will produce both remarkable and enlightening evidence for your investigation.
On a mundane matter, would you be willing to pay for the costs of their travel and housing expenses while they stand trial in America, or would you prefer that The Russian Federation to cover this expense?
Finally, please find attached a copy of the Constitution of The Russian Federation. You are welcome to share with your fellow citizens as we are confident they will become very surprised by what they learn from reading the contents of our Constitution.
http://www.constitution.ru/en/10003000-01.htm
Very truly yours,
Vladimir Putin, President
The Russian Federation
PS: I strongly recommend that your FBI, NSA and DHS departments thoroughly examine the DNC computers in order to determine if they were actually "hacked." I'm confident you will discover that the documents published by Wikileaks were the product of an inside "leak" onto a thumb drive. Please note that I am shocked that the thoroughness of your investigation has not yet accomplished this simple and obvious task.