Thirty six stupid quotes

Here are 36 stupid quotes for you not to read...

One
The mind of the serious face has some laughing to do.

Two
When pushing the cart of dreams through the market place, be prepared to be eaten.

Three
No stone has a turn like the one well flipped.

Four
When you come to the end of all you know it is time to find another teacher.

Five
If the machine won’t start use a bigger hammer.

Six
If the machine won’t stop then stall it.

Seven
If the machine smiles at you, smile back.

Eight
After a while the machine is going to talk to you whether you give it a name or not.

Nine
Remember it’s all a dream and that when you’re ready you can dream something else.

Ten
There are many windows and all of them show you what you see.

Eleven
When in Rome be in Rome.

Twelve
The mind of a tree is a reflection of yours.

Thirteen
When you join the dots you are painting by numbers and so that’s what you’ll get.

Fourteen
Holding on to the idea of the Holy Grail is religious. Letting it go is spiritual. Finding it means something else.

Fifteen
No two things are exactly the same but some things are more alike than others.

Sixteen
When you are in doubt, look for the exit.

Seventeen
Wherever you are, there you are.

Eighteen
When the wind blows, follow it; when it stops blowing you’ve arrived where you are.

Nineteen
When the boat sinks it’s time to stop rowing.

Twenty
When the boat has sunk it’s the time to swim.

Twenty one
When the boat starts chasing you it’s time to wake up.

Twenty two
When you wake up and find you’re still asleep it’s time for coffee.

Twenty three
No one gets out of here alive so have fun while you can.

Twenty four
If you’ve gathered money all your life, when the end comes you’ll be just in time to buy yourself an expensive grave.

Twenty five
The corrupt become more corrupt, the rest of us are hoodwinked into believing they’re not.

Twenty six
A lamp post is a lamp post is a lamp post until it is something else.

Twenty seven
If you fall into a blind hole, sleep it off.

Twenty eight
A bad trip will end, survive it.

Twenty nine
Thinking too much can distort the facts.

Thirty
Feel the fear anyway and keep moving.

Thirty one
When your bus comes, climb aboard and never look back.

Thirty two
If the music turns sour try changing the track.

Thirty three
A dollar for a dollar is a fair swap.

Thirty four
When someone knocks you into the back of yesterday you’ll then be in front of tomorrow.

Thirty five
Wars should be fought by the ones who start them.

Thirty six
When you come to the end you’ve gone as far as you can go.

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