The Wife Strikes Again...
I’ve written in the past that my wife @reeseshara gets a kick out of messing with my profile pic on Facebook. It started off as a normal gag that she pulled one day and has now turned into it happening every time I’m away at a convention. Well I guess now I can add April Fool’s Day to that ever growing list.
It usually surprises me when I all of a sudden start getting a ton of messages and notifications while I’m working at a convention. I don’t have time to check on things so it just compounds as more folks are the embarrassing nonsense she has changed my profile pic to.
You can actually see some of the past works of art in this piece from several months back if interested. https://steemit.com/comics/@blewitt/thetimemylyftdriverlaughedatme-9ud61paps7
Well yesterday she just have been in a “pranky” mood as not only did she swap my pic to the photo above of me catching some zzzzz’s diva style, but she also put clear plastic wrap outside the bathroom door hoping I would clothesline myself (I didn’t), hung a spooky bat in my closet hoping it would scare me (it didn’t), and placed a nice big plastic/rubber perfectly formed turd 💩 under my covers in the hopes I’d freak out (I didn’t).
But I still give her a B+ for the efforts...still does not compare to me scaring her which I do several times a week. I’m actually going to start recording them and compile them into a video for the future. They are quite hysterical as each and every time, she loses her shit.
How about you folks?!? Pull any good pranks on your loved ones? Tell us all about it!!!
Blewitt
hahah that sleep mask looks soft and inviting, struggling to sleep lately (that's why I'm a bit absent dealing with nasty insomnia among other things led to delayed work) makes me feel jelly of a sound sleep and yay for your wife pranky mood :) I actually believe she may think that's adorable anyway :)
It’s a tempurpedic! Lol. I’m a fancy man when I drift off. Actually I get horrific sleep and use earplugs and eyeshades because if I didn’t, I’d have gone mad long ago.
❤️
I need to get me a sleeping mask eyeshade myself, I have excess of alert, lots of sleep paralysis, tinnitus, hahah I live sleep deprived, hahah forever an insomniac for years.
Man, sounds like you just described me!!! Twins!?!? Lol
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fellow sleep deprived people :) aww ! :)
Hugs!
pd. tinnitus sucks
Was this a daytime nap, diva?
Please start recording the pranks, and that goes for you too @reeseshara.
Lol. No it was last week at like 8 am-ish. She was heading off to a job interview. She kissed my cheek and woke me up and aparantly I mumbed something mostly incoherent to her as she laughed her ass off. Of course I could not fall back asleep after. Lol
Oh I’m totally going to start recording. I can’t believe I’ve missed all these years of it thus far. I’ll have to cram to make up for it.
:D
Look forward to these, I can spend/waste? hours watching pranks.
Well be prepared for mere minutes!!! lol
All I do is pop out and scare her but she overreacts each and every time with a retarded scream. She sometimes laughs afterwards but the best is when she is super irritated. Kinda gives me a chub
That's a great picture hahaha. It says "temporary"-- is that a new thing? Switches back to your usual in like a day?
Mmm prank wars.... Sounds dangerous haha...
I think so?!? It’s stull that. She told me it was a day which means it should swap back midday. I’m leaving it up to test that out.
Shouldn't surprise you really, should it? :P
And hey, everyone who loves you knows you're a diva at heart, so I wouldn't worry...now they just have the pics to prove it :P
Not a big April Fools fan, but I did scare the shit out of my brother twice. Once, when I waited for him behind the elevator and then started talking to him in this sorta raspy voice, second I dressed up in a Death robe and hovered above his bed until he noticed me :))) Should've seen his face, man.
Ouch. So hurtful. There goes my diva mentality again. Dammit!
That’s awesome!!! You should do it again and record it!
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Hahahaaa! I thought there was a story to this when I saw the picture on Facebook 😄
Your wife is hilarious! I read that whole story about the Kim K and Beyoncé pictures - thanks for the laughs 🤣🤣
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Lololol. Yeah she thinks she’s so clever. She also has help from my asshole friend who assists her with photoshops.
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😂😂
Ahahaha omg that pic sleeping diva style, what is this a afternoon nap during working hours @blewitt!?
Lololol. I wish I could take naps. I have trouble sleeping as is, no naps for me sadly.
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