4th of July

in #punchline • 6 years ago

Fireworks went off all night in the neighborhood.

I haven't heard that much banging outside my room while trying to sleep since that cheap motel in Tucson.

#humor #jokes #pun #holiday
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     6 years ago 

    what about the people banging on your basement door trying to escape?

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     6 years ago 

    Gotta use ropes.

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       6 years ago 

      4th of April

      a bouncing baby boy is delivered.

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