To Frighten Away Predators and Pirates: Comedy Open Mic #25
If I were stranded on a deserted island, four of the five musical pieces I would want are Bon Jovi songs.
The fifth is a yoga soundtrack of waves lapping a deserted beach.
Thank you.
I nominate @lordvader, a deserted island of a man, and @hanshotfirst, a Bon Jovi of a good time, to enter a piece into this humor contest @comedyopenmic. It's all for fun, really. But sometimes you win Steem. And that ain't not that bad.
the 5th song is definitely the best of that selection
but waves stress me out.
Can I take a whale song instead? A whale singing: "wanted dead or alive" Then I'd set up a killer rock show on the beach.
(with actual rocks... get it?.... this game is stupid)
That whale would be good eating for three or four days.
Every time I read or hear anything about a deserted Island I can not help but think of that Harry Carrey skit where he asks "If you were a hot dog and you were stranded on a deserted island................ would you eat yourself?"
Hahahahah, nice one friend @acolucky. It's for me, since an a Nigerian I will select the favourite Wizkid song SOKO and the next would be a reggae dance hall music, in the form of Codeine Diet
These would keep them dancing there souls out..
Even if @lordvader doesn't put in a Comedyopenmic entry, he should at least update his bio. You are no longer a 41 year old widower with 2 children and a soul sucking job in upper management for the government.
You are a 43 year old widower with 2 children and a soul sucking job in upper management for the government.
It is always 1980 in his mind.
Lol, this is a formidable weapon of self-defense, haha
If you weren't already crazy on the island, the Bon Jovi songs would definitely make you at least halfway there.
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