Yeeeeeeeees - Comedy Open Mic round 17

in #punchline6 years ago (edited)

Today was the day she'll get happiness.

She walked into the dim lit room and there was a solitary candle flickering in anticipation.

There was a robe laid out invitingly on the bed.

She slipped out of her clothes and into the robe and lay in wait.

Her happiness came through the door and made it's way to her.

Pinned her to the bed and started pounding her at different angles.

She moaned.

ooh-ed

aah-ed

Until...

45 mins were over.

Massages are Happiness.

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I nominate @gmuxx and @randomwanderings to make an entry for COM

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i love a happy ending to my massages too

Bait n Switch.. haha.. wp.. wp..

Oh goodness XD I was like, "Lawdy, where is this going?"

I changed my mind

Nice punchlines @diebitch, btw i love your name

And they all lived happily ever after.

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Yesssss, I need some happiness to end this week on a high note.

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