Dead Jealous

in #punchline • 6 years ago

The cold sachet water dangled on my lips as I ran late for work. Few steps later, I walked in on them, all sweaty and panting. Vexed, I poured the cold liquid on the creatures. Startled and shocked, they dismantled and sprinted in opposite directions.

It’s been 8 months I got laid, how dare dogs have sex on an open street?

#funny #thisoneisshortenough #fuckingreadit #stach
6 years ago in #punchline by
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