Not Fair – Comedy Open Mic Round 12 Entry #2

in #punchline6 years ago

When a woman puts on a bikini and blows a man, everyone calls her a star.

When she puts on a hijab and perform same act, the world calls her a terrorist.

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I think I need to do more investigation on this subject matter.

will be a top discuss come the next UN convention.

When a woman walks around with half her tits hanging out, the world calls her a slut
When a man walks around with half his penis hanging out, the world calls him a mad man. We want equal rights 😒

i would have flagged this comment if i didnt see the word "penis."

This is why your chieftaincy title is coming this year

Excited already!

And you're supporting him

Come on now, dont bail out on us :(

Imagine what you're comparing... You're just full of shit

Ha ha ha scary but funny at the same time 😂

Nothing is hotter than a Muslim porno. Five pounds of C4 really gets things blazing.

Even CNN covers it. For free!

Lovely punchline, hahaha

thanks mate ;)

...am believing this is supposed to be comedy right?! @holybranches.

it was meant to be an opening line for my evening sermon :(

...ohh, okay go on with the evening sermon.

@ubongj and @delaw you are being nominated for next round. Come give COM an entry!

or left? common tell me watcha think

I don't think i follow at all

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