It's Been A Long Time Coming...

in #punchline6 years ago (edited)

When your wife bravely confronts you about faking her orgasms for years, and then tells you not to eat after midnight because she scheduled your extension surgery for the next day.


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least she does you the courtesy of faking

An elaborate knuckleball of a gif/joke. Good one.

If he said no, she was going to tell him they'd have to start swinging.

If he said know, she
Was going to tell him they'd
Have to start swinging.

                 - steemmatt


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Way to immortalize my typo.

Head butt - It means they are in love. Other loving head butts.

This is very painful.
Life is full of lies.
Have a good day @steemmatt

great post

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