Elon Musk to Save the Day!
Elon Musk is lit. He's like Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark rolled into one dope superhero. He builds rockets, cool cars, flamethrowers, and is a physicist/engineer millionaire dating some hot Canadian musician named Grimes. I can't wait for him to swoop in and rescue those kids from that tunnel and defeat Penguin once and for all!
Elon Musk arriving in Thailand with rescue pod
Footage of Elon Musk descending tunnel
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I nominate @acolucky and @steemmatt for next COM
grimes looks like she'd be batshit crazy, so I guess that is in keeping with his batman theme
Right bro
Why didn't he just beam them out of there? You can't tell me he doesn't have some sort of teleporter.
Probably would cut into his car sales
As per the rules, please nominate 2 people to enter the @comedyopenmic.
Peace.
Good bro
It must be so cool to be Elon Musk :)
Right bro