The twelfth, and possibly final (don't cheer too loudly!) installment in my #roadtosteemfest series, the brain-child of @anomadsoul as he encourages attendees, and those trying their hardest to get there, to write about their journey along the way.

If you missed the first eleven posts, you can catch up here 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10,11, if you wish.

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This week, there are multiple questions to answer and they are included below. Let's see how many I can get through without offending anyone...

1.- Tell us your most embarrassing moment in life. It doesn't matter if it was when you were 6 years old or if it was last week. Come on, open up.

2.- If you were stranded in a deserted island with 3 Steem Fest attendees, who would they be and why?

3.- As thumbnail of your post, make a funny face. ( Then, other Steemians can meme your picture. A billion extra points for those making funny memes in other people´s posts)

(Check the #roadtosteemfest tag if you want to go do some meme's!)

4.- If you had one superpower (any superpower), what would it be, why, and how would you use it during Steemfest?

Bonus: Only answer this one if you feel OK with it. Just bear in mind that the answers to this one will be funny as fuck and a great way to have a laugh about it.

5.- If you had to pick one Steemian for a summer fling story, who would it be? We don´t care if you are married or in a relationship, this is just for shits and giggles and to break the ice. Bonus points, tequila shots and a 100% vote from me to whoever answers this question.

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Embarrassing Moment(s)

So this one time, I signed up for Steem with what looks like a spammers username, and realised I'd be stuck with it.
Enjoy reading my username out at Steemfest everyone! (Ash or Asher is good too )

I remember listening to a story at a packed Sunday School a long time ago, I can't remember the details but I do remember listening intently, as what was happening interested me. Then at the end of the story, out of the blue I was asked the main characters name. Errr, I couldn't remember, I was into the story!

Christian.

Oh, yeah, right.... that makes sense.

When I was younger, I almost suffocated myself on a rope ladder, by bringing a lower rung through the ladder and creating what I now know of as a slip not. I spent what felt like forever, trying to use my arms to take the weight off my ass, which was causing the knot to tighten. Luckily, this was in the front garden and a random dude walking down the street could see the predicament. Thanks man!

I once had to use a toilet in a club with no lock or toilet paper, farewell boxer shorts and socks..........

Right, that's enough of that!

3 for the deserted island

Firstly, don't feel left out if you are not to be doomed with me on this desert island, hopefully it's not a day breaker.

@kevinwong, as then he would have all the time required to make me understand Tau.

@eveuncovered, would have a great tan in no time 👅

One more, who perhaps could help get us all of this sandy island. I wish @themarkymark was going, then he could build-a-whale and we could all ride like Jonah. Ohhh, maybe @getonthetrain has been thrift store shopping and collected some fishing rods, that would be sweet - your on!

A picture to meme

No worries, have 2! Taken an hour or two ago from a cold and wet Majorca.

p.s. Revenge may be sought

Superpower!

I was going to pick invisibility, but I forgot that I left my cloak at Steemfest 2......

I just want to be able to fly! That one would be a cool party trick. Instead of the Superman logo, I can have the Steem logo? No air fares and I wouldn't need a stop a Frankfurt on the way, unless I fancied one of those crazy curly German sausages.

Waking up late for the conferences each day? No worries, just leave the window open for me and i'll see you in 5....

Steemian for a summer fling

In Poland...? In November...? I'm flinging nothing off.

Who's coming from the southern hemisphere? You'll do, just take me with you to the warm place and I'll make you breakfast in bed n stuff.

Failing that, it's going to have to be @llfarms. She rides horses in the wild-west don't ya know? And apparently, is an awesome cook and knows how to care for people using herbal remedies.

Also...

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Phew, I think that is the last #roadtosteemfest post from me. I've actually enjoyed the free-write style, and being a bit more forth-coming in my text. Hopefully, there is plenty here and in the links above to compile plenty of dirt insightful questions. And don't worry, we can always talk Steem if nothing else.

I've tried to watch the #roadtosteemfest tag, and I'm sure I'll recognize plenty of faces. Names though, I'm crap with names, just ask Christian....

See those attending next week, and for everyone else, be prepared as Steem goes mad with Steemfest happenings!

Cheers all!

Asher